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Episode 2 · 1 year ago

Episode 2: Jazz Ghost

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

This week we're talking Cereal Killers, mascots from popular breakfast brands going head to head in.... who am I kidding, this episode is mostly about Booberry and his Jazz legacy.

I DOSA MY DOT said why not final form,I said, Trai prety much, he said, Quadro utimo being theose are quadrothey Mo Awhtwhtboutthe namechooser fighterwelcome to choose your fighter, a debatepodcast that takes everything from cereal mascots to Supreme Courtjustices and places them in a tournament to find out which fourbelong in our final top, for my name is Evan Atkinson and I'm joined by mywonderful offensive coordinators, emily WAMB. What's up, I again really likeeight pieces of bread? Also, it's a a Teela shop for this, so I'm feelinggood. You feel feisty and Tallus Alman, just like ferial, almost like a Teroconsource, I'm ready for today. I love that that's a mild energy. We got a lotof fire and a lot of milk were joined by the middle of both of those worlds.It's our special gest Clair Milbourne, my name's Claire, and I deeply believethat racees is pronounced ecs and I'm just really happy to be here. Basically,the way this bycass works is we start. Each of US comes with our four picksfor a fantasy team of fighters, and then we go in head to head matchesuntil we come up with the ultimate four so to day's subject is cerial Maskos.What serial mascots? Would you want to back you up in a fight? This list got alittle whild honestly, as people were sending them in everybody, but me'cause. I collect the lest picked this person who's going up first, butunfortunately, emily got to them. First is emily versus Clare Count, choculaversus the tricks rabbit ookay again before before we start Claire. I wouldlike to profice that throughout this we must remember that this is who we wouldwant to fight with us yo ar fighting as well correct correct,but it's also, we can't just say that at's, the best mascot it's the bestmask, got in a fight COUC Chocula. Well, where do I begin? One is a vumpirepoints for that too. He can turn into a at yoal. He turns into a bat. Of course.I want that and three we're talking fights we're talking real big fightsand he's immoral, mortal. What es an immoral, nothing he's very moral. Hedoesn't give a talk about who his Figtin wor like beat up that kid andcount. Chocula is down for it. We're not talking about what you wouldsee on a commercial Yawal, we're talking about. What would thischaracter really do? Closes is not Chrisjien ar versus Chris cringle. Moreforality is gone. This is sierial, and this is fight night, okay, Claire. Whydo I want the tricks rabbit to back me up in a fight Akay? So I think you'regont you're, going to imagine the tricks rabbit as an underdog is thifight Um. He has never gotten the tricks, Stnso Wellus, O finda character,travers. In order to study for this debate, I watched a video of tricks.The tricks rabbit had disguised himself as an old man at went into a corner,store, Anne went to purchase trick cereal, and he said he like got it. Hewas the cashier was like the tricks are for kids and she had this like creepyterrible, laugh and then he went home and he was like finally, after allthese years and he unzipped his man's skin and underneath was acartoon rabbit. That's what the Jewish people do right, nwe're, moving right along Humi Manskinwas unzipped right after I was bornd...

...nother added benefit, I think, is that actually is that he has never consumedtricks products well, Coun Chacula has definitely consumed countcocula cerealand I think that's a disadvantage for him based on the Hycut Courtserupso,while the tricks rabbit is in his sissapiand Contnflix, with God andcereal I'd like to wager this, what he lacks in we'll say overall ability andsuccess. What he does enjoy is the ability to operate in the daylighthours. Okayi kind of imagine that the tricksrabbit is going to show P to this fight. He 's going to be like, probably insome disguise, maybe dressed as a local neighborhood kid hes, AI, eds anno. Allthese Mie Rom he's going to throw SOM shots at this counchocula and thenCatarga is probably ust going to like bite the tricks rabbit, and I thinkthat's just a done deal like trick o. It is probably O ea, I think countcaculais moving on here. We go boys in the house, Tala versus me, Tala,representing chip, the wolf from Cookie Crisp, I'm representing the fucking Sunfrom Raisin Bran. So you got to sell me hard. I got to sell you ARD. The Sun,WT THA DOT is smyly. That's all he does is smile. He doesn't do anything he'sGotto to scoops of raisins and he smiles at you hip. The Wolf is afucking. Wolf or a ship goes around stealing cooky cris and he gets awaywith it he's not like the rabbit. He doesn't fail. He actually acccomplisheshis mission and he's good and buse O wof Wno. He guys he's a Scowy Wuff, but listen names. Anything that's beat thesun before you have a solar body with two fists: That's insane. He has twoscoops of Wabass and he's bringing them straight to your door. Are theywhatassers? It just raisins anstraising The Sun Ix Thi Sitment Aka, the one thing:Nobody wants exactly nine: This isn't a friendship contest. Tolla. Imagine ifyou rolled up to you rolled up to the function someone's talking at you madspicy, and then they said. Take these two scoops or raisins. You would bedevastative Iking mad's night, I just nee like go, make a cake or somethinghich. I don't knowto. Tell you la. I can beg you myself, I'm the son is theRaisin Brandson, the axual son, we're talking about a dog, a angry dog andthen we're talking about a solar body that created life on the planor earth.Ery ltst's, let's bring it another argument who eats raise the ran ar likeRaa brain a Li. I lobr. I grew up eating raisin a all the time thing Iactually like brant. I was just trying to make an argument. Oras Ik ask it'sso good, like I you can. The raisins are mostly sugar, two scoops ofwootbass verses, a wolf. What say you Emily Claire? This is a toss up for me. I think thatthe raisin brand son is a little more creative when it comes to. You know,there's no story line to him. It can really be whatever you know, but I don't know chip the wolf. I 'm notClare. What are you thinking? I'm thinking like this. This bite setting is like in lineat the grocery store and like their kids around Toms One too Kiki crisdogboy is like just causing a real ruggus...

...interest. Lessen with shit of thegrocery sor and Rasen brandson is like fifty eight and he's like Sheis, reallyupset that this hole again is out here. Westlieg with the grocery store like Rason grandson is islike thelike, theykind of get into a little tuszle. I think any Ra r nn kind of seems more.Like a peacekeeper. You know like he's coming in like hell you that he's notupset, he shoul just disappointed. I don't think cookie cris gives o like hemus cling at anyone. He doesn't care if you're fifty eigh, he doesn't care ifYoure the son, and I think the reason ispast that it son at him, with alittle bit of like grease and Iwas, just going to kind of forgive him andbe like no hard feelings but like Cookingerswat in that case does win. Ihear you, I hear what you're saying I hear wher you're not saying I think,chip the wolf moves on this next Rownd, Emily Europe to bat against me, ibuzzthe B from honeynutcherias versus cap and crunch from well captin crunch, nothing! CRUNKS! All right, you wont, go first, Youallgo first! I want to show you guys actually my phone as well. If I could,I just got a CNN notification. It says Forgettn, Murder Horn, it that insectsthat should be on your radar is probably buzzing nearby. That's right!Yoall, it's buzz the B and he knows what's good for your heart and he damnwell knows what's bad for it too. This little guy is going to get into yournose and into your brain Buz. The Bee will ruin you. Ok, it's a stickysituation, whet buzz. The beerolls up to the party you've, no idea what he'scapable of you know that big stick he's always got he's walking softly too Bu.Eras, you? U All right anything else! No! That was like six good catchphrases, you're good to go: okay, Kay cool! Well, you now cat and crunch, yougot guns, Yoall, NSO, that we don't talk about. Nearlyenough captain crunch got guns, so he also his entire existence has beenaround fighting pirates and never once has a pirate one. Ok, he also he hasrelation to hackand culture. His name actually came from someone that hackedinto some sort of military deal. I don't know, and they called him.Captain Cruch, and so the cereal is called captain crunch. Because of that,that's important to know did a long, deep, dark hole on that one. You couldread into it on your own time, but he hacks. Okay, you got a big. You got abig nerd with a funky hat he's eighty six. You have a bee that will literallyfly into your brain and kill you from the Insidou he's. Also French, the beno Cap'n crudge. That's Manso surrender cose pose be done. Cosh. I just don'tweatly believe that there's be is a murder O it? I see better. I seed agood in him a little bit more than this he's finhting cholester all day in ahoney beam, he's honey, he's, honey and honey he'll be beating the shit of you.Okay, it's rough news when you're going against this little man, captaincrunghpole Captain Crunch''s full name- is a Horatio Magellan crunch, O mdillin my lab for me that doesn't make him touger Magilla, so navigated the globe andthen he died. He died before he completed the journey, but he like isbelow of ill along the way. Yeah not positive. So you think that this be whois normally vunder kind in giving and nature doing a lot of work bypolinating, all e cabin crunches garden and his berries he's about to dry is Eo Ati ever did you think its? I gues Whn, you can'tgrow any more crop's dog, I'm tired of...

...this. I'm out of the arrangement you'rebankrupt you might not even have to come to a physical fight. He'sdestroyed your business infrastructure. I think we should put it to votesbetween buzz the beer captain crunch Claire, who do you vote for? Okay? I wasn't sold on Baz the Bee. Iwas all capin crunch, but then, when I when, when you noted the true powerthat Buzzabe has as a be to just like tuck cabin crunch's, whole thing,especially with berries, especially cabin cunch, needs pollinators for hiswhole thing to happen, and so I really see it as the be playing the long gamein this spite, and it's a really passive, aggressive distant thing likelike cabin crunch, is off at se. He's got his garden back home and he's likeholding t e Deckgardan Wi'll supply his like his his ship travel blates, notgoing to happen because Buzdebe told all the rest of the bees to stop on. II I got Thi Second Clars thing here can just say: He's kind o like the onething the capin crunch can't defeat and also omy Eqin, but how a e you going toshoe a B, a bees like this m, you Carogna Shuld, be tallest Almon. I gotto go with the bee right. I really thought I would have tobreak out a typebreaker and I did not know who to call so thenk you after hard fought battle buzz. The Beeis moving onto the semifinals over cap and crunch next up Talos back Clareasback both presenting itould argue serial mascots, I've never heard ofbefore. So we might need a little bit more backgrounds. Um For this one isfreakies and the crazy craving sounds like a really bad band. I don't knowwho freakhehes is, but I'm all aboard for some crazcereal theree manymonsters O my God wait. So you just brought in sevenpeople o themdid, you ever Hea thisthe hesis everhold from Ne Thousand Ninehundred and seventies when there were no rules, cat, Tala, really quick'cause. This is an audio medium. Can you just kind of describe what theFREAKIES are? I can't wait for Thi so, like you imagine like, like ImeYeah, just think, like slying monsters, there's a big lump factor to these guys.They look like Theylok. They look like the Musin expert bogger. I was about tosay they looked like buggers and they hang out in a tree together all right,well Claire. What are weop against Alrigt, so you'll, remember: Honticomb, cereal and crazy craving. This is like late nineties, early twothousands, Nicgolodean Commercial Um, the kids turn into this lake vurryporcupine kind of thing: that's like sacked up on sugar and running aroundin stealing ship, this dud, his Ol Wild Cord. He has never let anyone win Waidifferent from the tricks rabbit and that he always gets the honeycongs atteand- and he turns the kids into one of him- therre multiple commercials, wherether are like five crazy cravings by the end of it, because all of them haveturned into him yeah. I agree with Claire that this is a very scarycreature for a lot of reasons. Mostly, it represents the demon inside all ofus, especially when I eat this sugared cereal, that is against Jesus, thatchildren literally take a bite of honeycomb cereal, and you turn intothis thing in every picture that I've googled of the crazy craving. It looksas though he's about to eat a child...

...which is insane as a marketed campaignknow this counter to my own objective, but I would not want to go against thatcrazy. A some other fucker, like I'm Capin Ow, like save my freakies Olet,em, live to figt another day, iain'iing, whatever that fucking piano mouth thandoit. Is I AC? Don't I don't really know if,like I don't think he can lose? I think in any fight, crazy creaming is he's ademon. Hehowards T was this all of his enemies. I'll say the crazy craving isdesire incarnate. He is a Wust demon from second circle bell. That's a lotto go up against these kind of sweet, misunderstood lumpy, kids, Onpo they're,just they're just t leftovers they're just hanging out they're Kindo, weirdthey're, Kindo, they're living ith life they' got their group of friends. Crazy,cravings is going to win. I M says crazy. Cravings, I say crazy, cravingas well. Crazy craving is moving on to thesemifinals. All right, yoall get ready for this next round. It's emily versusTalla, two canned SAM versus the booberry ghost all right. Well, firstof all, I'd like to bring up two game. Sandit's got a real good nose on him. IImagine I've been calling for your eyes. Good thing. I'M GIN go. Amjocansam has used lasers to beat acrazy scientist that tried to steal the colors from his beak Tallen, which yougot be very ghost. I one IO to shut down all of those argumentsed one thing: bugberry is a frigging ghost Al Right.He none of that matters. He can literally just like go right throughyou if he desires and then come right back through O at so once it doesn'tmatter. He also make himself solid. So if he does want to touch something, hecan fuck you up. Also, he like he's a spirit. He can call the ded. We canspeak to the dead all right. This is all true. By the way you can look at up.If you don't believe me, you're igt he's like Otie Ori He's liketalking to the dead and he can puff all your shit. Ot forbe can lose anybody Oat whatpt on the serial box. Does it say this cereal can raise the dead its in the Lore, the deevlor of thebooberry mascot? There you go. Look at this bus did ask ghost. I have ot seena picture of this dog in a minute he's like kind of smooth jazzlooking he'sgot his jaunty little cab PA as he can do anything. He wants he's a ghost. Youdon't want to fight wit, thost 'cause, you can't fight a ghost ou feel ing.This is the same argument with the sun, though it's like you're no powerful,though you're blowberry you're, like a jazz musica. I don't know what you'rebringing to the fight. You don't look menacing in any way chikens and isgoing to ripe to pieces with his mouth. I would like to bring up that. Youcan't say him. An bruberry do share the same voice after though not up t a voice octor as well as thePillsbury do boy. This anis good, AAll, freeze, tthcuy was like raking it it. He justdot. AL freeze, yeah t sounds like a bond villain. What am I doing with my career? I couldhave been you're not getting that bluberry scratch. I tell you what okayO, so this is the Paul freese memorial battle. I hope that guy's alive Um, listen, Clair, said somethinginteresting and she didn't...

...mean to bring this up, but he's moremenacing. She was like two can hal me. I wouldn't agree if I walked into aroom, R, there's a twocan and a ghost, I would be way out of there because ofthe ghost, not the Bird Ait Sey. All. Let's put this up to a boat. It's twocan sam the bird versus booberry, the Jazz Ghost. I would sa you. Two canSeim because Fuck Ronald Regan I'm going to have to PA booberry theghost, because he is a ghost called, Annie wit answer: Hey, Dany, Um,just a real good question: You'R speakerof sleeping that's on my question: Um Two cansam verses, bowberry Inwa in afight in a fight ATS Ayou, see right the next battle. It'smeversus Claire, it's apple and cinnamon from Apple Jacks versus Goo,crave sere. Can you tell us a little bit about what the Craze Mascot is?'cause, I'm not familiar isn'a little bit obscure. This is Cra with the k.These are like crave, those crazy squares- and it's just this like squareretangular, cerial thing with chocolate on the inside and they like Stik themout of the box and they come out and they just like eat all the chocolateand theyare menacing and scary, and they have really sharp tee and theyreally stop it, nothing to get the chocolate. So that's why I reallywanted him on my team. I think I'll notice, if you ever watch a commercial,is that the chocolate is running in fear the chocolate is afraid of thecrave. So I think you need to understand who this character is um forthe rest of us, terrifying for chocolate andpotentially for anything else in its Pat I've never had the cereal 'cause. Iwasn't allowed to get this much sugar as a child, but I was jealous of it.I'd like to put forth the idea of a healthy rivalry, it's opple andCintamon, it's the tortoise in the hair. We know these guys they're a odds witheach other, but they're both on my team and they'll stop at nothing to beateach other to their one goal, which is kicking the Shitut of this angry littlesquare apple, bull of rage, he's the Mike Wazowsky of fruit, cinnamon he'smore laying backjustjust sock there. Mye is angry and full of rage. No, wewatched a different film. CINNEMA is worlaing back e's a coolskateboarder he's on island time, he's more iory about it. He is taking histime, he'll dismantle you spiritually, he's very cool and long and skinny, andhe did have the challenge on you tube that made everybody choke and die. It'sgood cut bad cup right. That tactic always works from all of thedocumentaries. I've seen on Brooklyn, NI, nine. I feel like theyare, going tobring that same approach to fhisticuffs. I think in the end you'll find appleand cinnamon are bringing a Lebf, neuants and character development tothis fight that is going to make them franchise potential in the long run.creatcereal is really not going to follow any of the rules in this one.Apple and Jack are constantly at war with each other and they won't even seecrave. Coming two adversaries, they've been fighting each other for timeimmemorial. Think of it as a ROM comments that will theywa they havethese people constantly bickering the're at odds, but then they cometogether and they're stronger than anything in their path. It's cats, anAmerican iron man. They were fighting the whole film, but they came togetherand they beat the shit out of that nerty doctor at the end of it, which,to be honest, is not that big. An accomplishment O oin is brainless.Azombi Ata, Crave Verses,...

...two dumg idiots, we F. I want to hangout with apple and sentiment and like rolland joint and like hang out on abeach. I don't want to hang out with crave and for that reason I think he'sGestinafiet Ayperfectly, but the Apple Jacks might be scheminglike hardcore. They could sceam up something together even no way. CIDIMON is doing that Columbiscrsh. Okay, all right. I think we should putit up to a vot, it's apple and Cinnimont, from applejaks versus thecrave cerial MASCO. Obviously you know were clar and I stand emilyfor atypebreaker. All My Mindi, I'm taking a crave Syrena Ala, I'm like fifty fifty on this. I don'tknow I'm going with applejack. Who are you calling all right? I'm calledSENTII'm really quardnow. I have a question for you. I need you to settlea debate really quickly, who would win in a fight, apple and cinnamon from theapplejack cereal or crave from Crave Zereal imcraved from Cram serial? Idon't thank you so much for your time.Sunshine! That'll, be all you got it you're a delight. Thank you crave is moving on. Sunshine has pok it.So all right you all this next matchup is between M and Claire. It's Tony The tiger verses, the wrapperfrom the reses puffs commercials Clar. You can go first. Tell me the TAKERIS. Basically,invincible like I don't understand, do fine, I'm here d! You think that theboy was going to be at goes in a fapart he's just reallyexcited about RACI's Puz. I did right here. Actually, all I real was reces post,peanut butter, chocolate, flavor, and then I wrote he did confirm how to say,Ra and were gointo earn. How anyone says that that was. I think, H t. Thatwas the first time that anyone had actually heard anyone from the Hershibrand say: RACESP ow loud, it's not going to change anything for me. I dontthink I say receives, but I still like I know, what's right, an my heartecifically because of the Rasy Post, Ravertthis episode brought to you byAresa's puffs, Heshe's kind of a happy kid. I reallydon't know who he's trying to fight. I don't really tnk you tryig to findanyone. I just wanted him to be part of the conversation, so I understand I'Turking the tiger, just like eknocks them out in one head. That's fatigthe's happy to be your own, but like I'm not concerned on e, he so beasierallright. Well. That brings me to Tony The tige an I boyo boy. Do I have a lot tosait about him, but I cal really summon up in on one thing: Just a he's winning,but just for the sake of backstory and to get hereme a little bit more thanthat. If you you know so tono the tiger. Not only has he been to court and hasone against Exxon Mobile sofoe. What do we know only? What else has hedone? curetolio not only was tony the Tagela thirdthing on the Moon B, exunble Eaogal had a tiger mascot and todetiger said Fuck Ot, I'm taking you to...

...court and told ly the Tiger Dan on whenhe was born. When toin tirer was born, he had a ballshape hed, just likeArnold, and whenever he was brought into existence, people said boy thattager looked weird and then to the Tiger said: okay, fine and he hadsurgery, and he became Thetonias tigger that we now love, so he's got more facestructure than ever ook for it. That means ten times the amount of kidsbefore he's down right. Also tolly. The Tiger is Italian American put Tony TheTiger and Godfather toneintiger spouse named misss Tony. He has taken her namefrom her. His mother, Mama Tony, took that one children, Tony Jun, I own thatAntoinette still kind of Tony Tony, has not only one of physical battle againstthe rapper, but I bet you that guy's name's going to be Tony by the end ofthis everything he touches his Tony. It's like Tony Tony Tony, the musicalgroup, but it's all a tiger, we're putting it up to a Berb, were votes, reses, puss boy, emily,obviously representing Tony The Tiger Tala. What say you gotto go with theLAGAGANCER: It is a year of Tiger King Tony, the Tigers. Oh I'm going to giveTony The tiger as well tonas. Moving on to the semifinal Raal. This one istoughit's mebersis tollagand, it's frankanberry versus the mini weatminy. We I'm already mad about this tatch. U, I feel, like I've really lostte Crod on this, but Rankinstein who doesn't want fring andsign on their back funk and Barry is just frank and Soan in Barry forFrankislin was the O G Monster. Ari Way back when in the dark ages of Europe,peoelike was the scaryst Sut in the world, yeure like frank and signed, andthey made it into a cereal. I, the origin of Tha Hi Oued, like an eighteen CI, wasin a class with you in college about that foog going into the history inddetails of all this. We talking about the O G scary thing. We surveyed ahundred dark ages, monks, he is dead. He is alive. He is both he'sringanstining, not somebody. You can accidentally step on like a many. Weouto O tk you for presenting shroting ors football player, just epon all ofthese charracters. Well, everybody else, I would argue, is bigger than one inchBLU to Ba. You might be wondering why I picke the miny wheat, many weat andthat's fair he's, not especially a violent character. In fact, I think he's deeplyencouraging, but he prompt of this competition is who's the best to backyou up and fight, and if I got the mini wheat on myshoulder, giving me positive affirmations. He's hyping me up he'stelling me yes, you're good at your job. Yes, you're going to do your homeworkon time and you'st going to kick this shit out of this purple. Bitch Oky, Ithink, that's very powerful. I think he's here for emotional support. Hemight let me eat him for kicking power. I think that if anyone is glotinintolerant that I'm fighting they're in a lot of trouble 'cause I got a littlelittle baby on my shiuder okay he's like a little missile for thoseweek, O my God. That's what my dad said. My Dad had aCealey ax and he said I wouldn't fuck with no many weeks. I loved this littleboy and I think that he would show you that the power offighting was in you the whole time and not in someone. You have to rely on I'mmy own hero because he showed me how frank and Barry may put up atoughfroont and he will be tough when he needs to, but he has a soft heart toremember that about Frankin's diing he...

...ivs a nice person at heart and he justwants to be friends with people so get out of here with that Al Femal. Owstuff, 'cause Trinkenbergy: does it better than some dried up? Chedo Poflicking thing? Can you describe the frosted? Many leads boyman. T me absolutely m. So are youfamiliar with the cereal itself? It's a delicious pillow of shredded wheatcovered in a decadee layer, a vanilla frosting. I am very much familiaveJustso. If you've seen the commercials that I'm referencing this this littleantipromorphized serial creature is sitting on the shoulder of a young boy,he's nervous about the schoolwork that he may or may not have turned in andhe's feeling a little downtrodd and his mom's asking him all the questions hedidn't want to answer. He didn't have answers to them, but as many we toldhim that he was worth it. You know and he wassmart and that kid was me and I've been through a lot these I e Miny weetsbecause I wasn't allowed to have sugury cereals as a kid and all they could eatwas many weets because they hade the sugar on top. So I would scrape thesugar off with my top two buck teeth, which fell out pretty soon after, and Iwould throw the shred and Weatte fucking carbet this little sereial guyis as close as they goin o grand do his brother. I think we should put this one up to avote. Obviously you know where Tallof stands. Obviously nowhere I stand. Iwant to hear where Emily stands, I'm just not there for Frankin burrybecause of my fur love for Count Chacule, so I'm going cross Ebinty weatalso. I think he has powerful words and I don't think anybody else that we'vetalked about has really powerful words. It is pretty articulate, so I'm goingto go with frosthim any weeght. I honestly imagine these two fightingjust purely by flavor profile as a cereal. I don'treally see them going tototo. So I still still think rsmany week isgoing to Bethe toit's a still an argument for clar between which one shewants to lick more, which is ao. These are right. You all in an unppresidentedevent in our semifinals. Each of us has two finalists you all it's down to thefinals. I need emily and I need Tala its caucchacula versus chip, the wolfchip, the wolf is a scrappy little dode whoill win in a fight, and you want himon your side. 'causee egedning against somebody that never dies. Tala he'sGoin ta bring like garlic, and your Ol already done al right like again falsenews that never happens to most vampires. That's old old old news. Mostpeople don't get shot with a gun, but it's still going to kill you not true W. I've said it once and I'll say it again:TAT's alright, Emily says bath Talle sayshe's a scrappy. Little Guy Clar he's going to be scrappy, but inthe end he can't actually be catarcula. So it's got to been cinhatulo fore inour past bout. A week characterize chip the wolf as a sixteen year old, causinga Frackus at like a stop and go, and that cow Cocula I feel like is animmortal ageless vampire. We don't hear about Cowjoculas weanesses because itsounds like there aren't too many to speak of. My vote is going to haveto go for the daywalker himself. It's countocula coming up next, its Buz theB versus back crazy craving. This is a challenge for me because any end, whatI'm doing for you bus is: I'm really marketing your brand okay, I'm goingout there and I'mpossessing children and the name of eating more Hunti. Okay.What are you doing just so more honey...

IET serial, I'm Niking the honey. What do you mean? IMMAKING yeahlike, a small bee with a bat worseslike the demon incarnate so like Al, it's the crazy craving, it's time around three, its bootberryversus crave, Goth or in your Nammare, not cream. I sowearly ret person rightnow. I would swing you would swing for crave a you eatin on her CA, tolberryTraine, to do inust out here. ' Doing his thing playing jazz, music, scaringthe fuck out of people and looking INTOMIII doesn't look. Intimating isthe thing of Cola. Have we ever seen booeberry play jazz an I just say that 'cause of his porkby hat, I don't think, he's a jazz musician. I just think he dresses likewhat I don't know Anit's all it's all about the ghosts.You don't see. It's an argument between T E unkillable, incorporeal spirit ofjazz, itselth versus a really coked out crazyrectangle I haven't mentioned yet crave- doeshave cocaine on his side. Es Plays Jazz, of course he has goat.On his side. WE WICH ON ON COK t they're, both trying to open a Topisrestaurant right now I love that we alle just accepted it's mostly aboutjazz for bomarry. Now I have not seen Thi Chool with atrumpet once. Okay, all right, we're going to put this one up to a boat, aglooberry versus crave, ofor crave, evily's voting for crave, I'm votingfor everyone's favorite jazz ghost and we're calling. Let me call Celsey CallCelsei, so I'm on a podcast right now, with evid and Clare and Taller, andwe're trying to to m settle a debate and it's about cereal.So we thought that you would be the perfect candidate helps out looking o arial, Yeh Wellner, I know okay, so it a fight. Would you be mostlikely to pick the crave serial Maskoy? Are you familiar tecrave Ro hhhyeah,the little guy that eats all the other little guys, h? Okay, so the cravesceral, mascot or booberry the go Erminitar an mask? Are you kidding? Let's go jazz ghost Yo all this one'srounding out her final four, it's Tony The tiger verses everyone's favoritelittle guide, the mini wheet toning to tigers, Wene, O te Tio, send it home.You know where my loyalty's live: clearcooking many weats over Tony Thotider. You could and iwant Yop to fint each other real, quick, and I want tohear how you guys would battle. Where are you givme the setting give me thedetails, so the seen it's a car Jacob's dad has just picked him up frombaseball practice. He has some bad news. He and Mamma being separated Tony'ssitting in the backseat and the Cerial Minnyweigtmaskot is sitting on Jacob'sshoulder. He doesn't know how to turn to Doe he side with his dad. Does heside with his mom Jacob's? Dad is telling him that he's going to have tochoose tonight. The fight is emotional minniweeds man on Jacob serd. We didn't put a trigger running onTheetod,...

...always lik the horse jokes, when hisparents are happily married in my brain, we're ot a mall in frontof a Packson, and some man just asked if he could see todio Tiger's nails todo some sort of you know like. Let me show you how good this product is, andlet me see your nails about it and then incomes, many Wason, Thats Min Ais,better than yourn Antony says trat and then plunches them came over. That's Iwill say Tony e tire does have a pretty kickass catch phrase and the Middi we catch race is justlike. Do your homework and go to sleep on time, we honestly will set you up for life ina much better way. I do see that one of them is a gianttiger and the other one is a piece of cereal people want to know what Tala isgoing to pick him. What emily is going to pick e Ga tell mo the tirer?Obviously that was my pet, we're mugdy tigers here all right. We have two forTony The tiger, I'm going to stick to my guns, I'm saying many week. I don'twant to be in this position. liketthink of fight, think of a fight picture themtoo right next to each other who's, doing what there's only a few tigersleft in the wild, but there's so many home, schooled kids, and that's reallythe debate that ere having right now. Listen, I'm GOINGTO have to agree withmy compatriots, I'm going to say Tony. The tiger is Goingta di. Our Final Four for this episode onchoose your fighter. It's Caljocula, crazy, craving, booberry and Tony Thetiger. That's a terrifying match of you all. If I've learned anything from thisepisode, it's that ghosts are the best at jazz only once a year. Thank you for Tooi.

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