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Episode 12 · 1 year ago

Episode 12: College Football Fight Night

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

This week we're leaving it all out on the field for a matchup of college football mascots! Join us as we put some facts on myths and say some truly upsetting things about the male anatomy. Thanks to special guest hosts, Sport Totino and Boston Creampie for joining us!

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This basketball, thires Volleyballeahthere is a more Porta, more sports, Tallen, Hey e,real horse sports soccer. Ye Indoor volleyball no can not allow it has tobe a different sport. Going indoors Outdoor Volleyball D Yo got me there,Shshort finwelcome, to choose your fighter. It's a comedy debate. PO CASTFOR FOUR LONGTIME FRIENDS DEBATE: Everything from serial mascots to fast food, mascots,really cut it in our bag. This week, you'll hear about that in a second, myname is Evan Atkinson. I am joined as always by my lovely cohost EMILYLEA.Eighteen, that's right! This is my team, I'M MY OWN MASCOT! No, I'm reallyexcited for today. Don't really know I's going to go down. I wee. None of usknow about sports. None of us and tol US Alman know I'm not on this rightEnergy Wavlingto to do at Ancor, Al Right and we're toin. As always, ourour special guest Claire Milbourne, a long time listener really honored tofinally be on the show. I also really excited to participate inthe drinking game. For this, the epasode cheers shears everyone quite asplugging our unofficial drink. Again, you can play along by checking out ourinsigram where at choose your fighter pod on Instagralis Orrnoyeah a lot ofplaces. I realize where people listen to picast, not good places to justcasually get drun like date. Don't do this Ip a gym, but don't gety go theirgyms right now, don't we do this in the car if you're sitting around theboombox with your family, yes cold September evening, Ye cheers cheers andif it's any other month, good luck October, don't even think no October is-is soberocctover for us yo this week we are talking about college mascots in it's back to school season a monthago, and the best way we know how to celebrate is something we all know inlove. It's college football. So this one's a fight. This is a straight upand down fight, we're talking about which college mas got would win in afight something to get out at the top of this we're not talking about thesweaty nineteen year olds in giant costumes. These are F. The mascofsthemselves came to life. If this was just a battle of like just sweatynineteen year olds, we are doing that in a separate episode. Actually ChooseYour Fighter College Sophomores, I'm picking Kevin, Stevens and he's fromMontgomery Alabama and I think he's got a lot of fighting cery sletty Pars IlyHedinya, which is rare for a nineteen year old creepy moustache be tall, HeyShan, you discursing, you describing me yeah yeah a right. I think we should just kick this off hellow everyone and welcomes a collegefootball season. This is your host Sport Cotino and we're coming right, etoor round one fight. It's a match up between Emily Lamb, verses, ClaireMilbourne, representing Pistol Peat from Okua Homa State University andClaire Milbourne, representing the Hoky Bird from Virginia Teh and Howo. You gofirst, Oh Seez, oh Gosh iringing, you pistol p fromOklahoma State University and if you...

...could just picture your stereotypical,angry chapped cartoon Calvali like his verydry lip. No, no lake he's wearing chaps. Okay, okay, Ye AL OPAY UM! Even wouldyou mind just you know describing for or listeners wat yeah all right PISTOLPis a bow. Legged Pigeon toad angry man witha mustache that looks like the hands of Grimas. He is holding a pistol fingeron the trigger, not good, gun safety. It looks like an every picture. He isgoing to fire a pistol why his knees go out like that, though, why his knees goout like that Tola? Maybe he had a lifelong career of ballet. He juststands like that. WHAS IT Juia. I I mean I would believe he just rodehorses. A Lot. I fe is pistal heat because it sounds pretty crazy and nowbe honest. This is the second time that I've looked at Jisto. He and he's beenthe Oklahoma state, Cowvoy SI nineteen nd twenty three and the man reason you know. I knowwe're not really about violence, and I would like to put a statement outbefore we go int, I'm sorr. Have you listened to any other episode of thispark? LL This S, H, ting out oono. We ust as people are not violent. That'strue! W! Don't like violence, EV, never been own it. We do DNWE, condont andsupport it. We condone violence, but if I manyrealthe real reason that I picked thisal pet is ecause, he has a Gune in it afunny with a guy. That's true he's got two of Hem. Actually he t two guns I ono say Uthe's got about like ten billons between the fhats, a lot more bulletsthan any of the other mascots have yeah with a bow lagged man with two guns verses. What looks to be justa fucking Turkey thislos? I could go outside of anyQuiznos, the two that are left and probably find this man holding a sign this. This bird is rofty gustic. You got to fight hard.You also know I hate Turkey. It looks like, like somebody dropped it on itshead and it just kind of wished. Okay, can I just give Hem a chance? Yeah talkabout it, he's thirty five pounds. I can blow so hard on him. He'll fallover this suit is thirty begoing Youroron Hi his head cost twenty fivehundred dollars? Okay, work, bus, instatist, fifty four weddinginvitations in twusand and seventeen. I can keep going. He gave eighty fivehugs to break the Guinness World Record gain a min eighty five in a minute.Eighty five total hugs I've broken that record whild, but I want to talk aboutthe fifty four wedding invitations that Kthese are gonna, be the either thebest weddings to attend or the ones you skip like ifthe. If you got invited,but so did this Fuzzy Bird Itis Apun, O tyge wedding, I'm not surprised, I'mnot surprised that they invited the hookeebird. Can I just give you somebackground YEP. Thank you. The hoky bird was originally the Gobbler. TheVirginia Tac Mascot was originally the Gobbler Aa because they just gobbled upall the other teams. They' swallowed them they're, very powerful and a guyused to bring live Turkeys to the football game. So they started to getthe whole Turkey thing. But the HOKEYBIRD is not a Turkey when askedwhen Hokei or when Virginia Tuc students are asked. What hokeeper isthey say? I am, I mean EEANS, not thirty. Two ThousandStudents Ages, eighteen to infinity are...

...hoky birds. We can. We can excuse that point fornow hold on I'. I hate to cut you off. I just found a picture on Hoky bird.Throughout the years n we talk about old hokefird, the fact that he lookslike a giraffe from L oebird. I think I would argue all Hoki birds would funkyou up all right, because Oky bird is a long net boy. O Ol hokybird looks likethe Toysarus bascot decided to become a catbargler. You mean Jeffrey, the draft.I I ya IAR this fucking old, Hoky bird lookes, so whack. How lack is he I'lltell you? He looks like if you took a piece of a CAASI doubled out and justwretched as far as you could and then made it. evil. You're apting, like thenew Hoopkeebir, doesn't look lick. You can't roast your on ot wag and thatdoesn't mean he's going to lose a fight against pe Texas pet. The most important pointat hoher is theHokey bird has been arrested, but police in Miami, because a fake fight withMiamis mascot turned into a real fight and the hopeebird destroyed him. So I'msaying what I, what I'm bringing to yoall today is that the Hoky bird has atrack record, a proven track record of winning fights against other mascots.That's interesting, that's something that I feel like not a lot of othermascots are going to bring to the table, but I also hate to do this. Everyepisode. A lot of mascots are so art rigging torevolvers, and I don't want this to become a Turkey shoe. This O become a gun fight. Okay. Youknow this isn't a Gud thing. Why is it about the gun? His first name is pistol.It's a light, you're going to say that Sandy cheefs is allowed to have ateleporter, but pistol P can't have his own pistol no way Osa. We we're inVirginia we're in Boroug Virginia where hello gird can get a gun from theWalmart and Tinsburg or Hillsville Virginia he ce AI, a a O hillsbill orwe cann bring a gun. You can all bring a gun to this liht ofils e into the O,bringing Hillnto the Oer Hil millit of this. I am putting this one to a vote.It's between pistol, PTE, the man with two guns versus the Hokey Bird, amysterious fowl. You know I just like the Turkeys, they're, really they're,really out here, trying the best but they're going to get shot. So I'm sorry so youre you're going to kill myfighter. You a Gonto murder him in cold blood. We're not fighting we'rewe're, murdering LSO, not to bring it into sports, but, like one mascot, hasprobably helped one team do a lot better than the other one. As as aHightman, and I got to go, I just want to say we used to be a lot moreelaborate with our fights and this one sounds like we just square up and thenemily shoots, my fighter yeah. This is not even a fun place. Tala vate for pistol, P yl, I'm goingto have to get it to my boy. Peter pistolpe is moving on to the next roundof our mascot match up, get ready, Evan and Tala. It's big red from Western KentuckyUniversity versus Mike The Tiger from Louisiana State University, Elis, Yu mxthe tiger actually known as this is something I do know. The seven so thethere are seven of Lsu has killed six tigers. No, no they've had this Maskotaround so long that so many tigers have...

...passed away that had to bring an ne. This e a real s real fucka tiger, butthis school did it right. They got him. Fifteen K, acres to himtesel, diretedollars, es FT thousand dollars to whatever youwant, wit, thenthe first was Michael, was with Mike. He was bought from theuniversity. You know from the zoo from Somzo in Cincinnati. Possibly he neverdo freedom, but they bought hin by collecting a quarter from every singlestudent, and then the school spent a couple million building a D buildingout the fftenk enough of that boring stuff. Now the idea that it was like Ipitchin a cornirb by fuckan tiger, like that's the best no lucking, also I's sogood. You just walk around like collecting corners, so we can buy theschool a tiger and it worked and now they've been doing it for seven fuckinggenerations a long time. Seven all right! That's a cool last traditionElis. He did for you and he also took care of him, but the reason why e'sscary is that they they get meat shaped in the mascot or the logo of the teamthey're about to play and the Tig Mike eets it mi keeps the other team tithanks for talking atlength about this tiger. I want to talk to you guys aboutbig red. I'm sharing my screen right now. This mother, fucker big red, is a gentleless specieless,just big red idea that, according to this photo eats women. The best way Ican describe it is Ose Grimmis, but red. He looks like Barni, but like Barneygained four hundred dol Li o botched eminem. If barty was created on you TUin T, so this big red ball from wipe out with a mouth is big red. There isno meaning ascribed to this creature, but according to icipedia- and this istrue because big red has a birthday- it was created using reproduction, whichmeans that something fucked and made this. What's the what's your runningspeed, look like minteresting 'cause. I Bet I could find the running sweed of atiger pretty easily, but I don't know if anyone's ever written, that down forBig Red do not Wun me if I was trying to biteor if Mike was turn an bit when, when they're in the spite, I think that thetiger is going to like just leap, a big red and big red's, going to unhinge itsjaw like a morite heel and swallow it into the void of darkness that existsat the heart of bigret. I think big red is kind of like a red dwarf, there's aa nacent black hole in the center and as soon as it opens the MAW. Anythingthat goes in is gone forever. I just found I just found the running speed ofbig red is: Is I quote faster than a car? A lot of things are fasend. Whatspeed is this cortar ask? Car Is Really Fast Hall Houbld car? Is it the BogatiVeron or is it Tionapri its a Bogati Shiron? It's one better. What if it's akey? Unless you have a curious, orental or something S, nri Korea, Sorento is Gongto. Be In thenext ane bond movie: INCREDIBLE DRAG NAME! Yes, yes, Karea Sarenzo is Tiliticila's, firstshot, I'm putting this one to a bout. It teread, because we all knowthere's,better tigers in the world talking about Flims Um. So I'm talking aboutBigrad her all right. Emily is voting for big red. That's two boats for bigred. I Sdon't think that the red thing is alive or dead. In that case, I don'tthink it could lose a fightso. It's going to be the red thing. I'm tellingyou I think big rat is like the arvies...

...man. A tiger. healthand captivity isalready losing and we got big Red from Western Kentucky University moving outto the next round. This is sport. Totino kicking over to my colleague,Boston Crean Pie for the half. Symerop work, BOSTON, how's, it look it outthere Wen o, is Boston over here. Let Tell Yoit's you cal Callmr Totino Rac,porit so great to be huwicoous. I was O m. So if you can net, I again you'rethe only person that has ehhas line up here, but down here t s OI, pretty good.We're gearin up for the half time show really excited to see what thesehilltopis guy going on. I sport o Tito back with you announcing our next lightup. We got even AKISAD versus edily lab it's perdupeet from Perdu University versusthe troll from Trinity Christan College Ebily Lay tell us about that. troll. Iwould like to say Christian. Trolls are a thing closely outside pere and pickclam parenhood and I'm not about been th. The masktat was first started asthe guardian of the golf hourse that was correct Um. He worked underneathbridges and M he's very tenacious. That's just I don't know why I have no.I have no event to tell you about why Heyou just believe it. No! No. He has aInchan crap. He has a Chin strapper, the scariest of all facial hair yeah.You gott have a change o. He looks like somebody really wanted to do Shrek, butcouldn't afford the licence we're looking at a picture right now, so justto describe you. This troll looks like the evil bulldog from the Tom and Jerrycartoons, but, like the Demon version of it andthere's a picture, I think it's a a toddler going to Highfie, but it lookslike he is going to take this kid away to eat, so very threatening presentsfrom the troll as very scary. That is a very scary thing I feel like I amlooking at Mar. You know chucky cheese without his fur so m. What you arelooking at is purdue pet. That's my fighter. PERDUP is, like you said, ahairless pizza rat, but he also has a sledge hammer. So perdupe th they'vedone a bunch of different interations of this guy over the years, but theynever fixed is his dead eyes. There's no picture on the Internet of purduepet. Looking like something I would want to root for every photo he'sneither smiling nor frowning. He is in a state of pure discomfort. This is apicture pedu pprettup. For those of you just listening to the PIKEOUSE, insteadof watching the associated web series that we do purdue pet is a footballplayer with a giant plastic head of a guy that looks like his name is likeSao. He is a former West Virginia coal. Miner turned just angry man with ahammer he's firt, Surgan and cat call me in the street. Yes, yes, he is. Heis a construction worker from one thousand nine hundred and fiftiescarton about New York. I oldta he has a soul. What's all Sportn is he has a bigfocking Ham, he's a sledge hammer, there's nothing scarier in this worldthan a white man thereis, especially nothing scare than a white man with abunch of people cheering for him, and if you add that energy to someone who also carries a sledgehammer around with them, it's not good, listen pertyp looks like he is toootherapy pretty bad. He looks like he would cause us to me to go therapy fromlooking at him to Om. I think I will call my therapists this Pacass,sponsored by the concept of therapy talk to somebody you're not trying tofuck about what makes you said. This is...

...a fight between essentially eric trumpwith a hammer andasaira trump without a hammer, its ar too terrifyingindividuals is a Christian University. That's why it's even scarier than it isa Christian to control. You're. Talking about the idea of a Christian troll,just the horrible women posting minion means on faceburk. That is a Christian Shaw and that'sscary. As an idea of heguys Thi Sport Totito with your midround Checkandwe're going to put this one to a vote. It's Perdupe, looking pretty spicyberses the troll from Trinity Christian College. I think my decision comes downto who am, I afraid of more and the truth of the matter is per duepescares the Shid out of me. I am absolutely God, Bem terrified, becausethis troll might be a shitty person might have shitty principles, but Idon't think perdup has principles he's like death at all cost. All right.Tolas voted for Perte Peworke to take it over to the special guest of thehour clarilgard Itin. I think the troll has more teeth more spiky tee, so Ithink he was going to win Ho yea. Thank you so much, but so that trollfoll wasnever paid. Ut All WER KIDOF a bit of Adeleva. We have a tirigte now andwe're going to go to our field corespot that in order to solve that tie, we'regoing to reach them via phone hey, you know what time it is it's timefor you to answer. O Choose Your fihter question. We got a big BATCHOF Freeglin. It's perne Pe, the Mascotto Purne he's an angry white man with a hammer going upagainst the Trinity Christian College. Troll, it's a troll, you know, em, youlove 'em, and this one's a lot more religious and waymore Carin. The Trinity College troll versus Texas,P, Noe perpue. He pedo I have to doal with hetroll it's thetroll. Any reason treasuretrools are just so mapeople tome. Te Ou, so mhall right, celebrity guest, glanas voted right where Bolegodit's the fourth round. It's gonna be toller versus clear they're sitting,I'm a couch together. I hope it doesn't come to Physte cufs it's, Oh God. Thisis honestly the wildest one of all of these. I just okay, Yal SportotinosTakeng, a nap right now. Evan needs to come out for this. We're talking about Scroty, the Rod,Island School of designs, sqrotum mascot versus teboc, the UT DallasMascot, which is a living comet tosee. How these big balls battle it out. Tolatell us a little bit about Temak Te, comet Wel Doncontomak, reverse the name.It's Comen, comet Yahat's. I smoll comment it's backwards. What woulisOtem do again I fail to see Hasla and Throato deascrotum is the closest humans have to an off button like it is just it's invideo game terms, a glowing red, weak point hanging off the body. Odai have apoint to me. I genually don't know what O Scotemis n't 've, no idea for ourlisteners, the way every mind just cuted their hands. As if that explainedto me what a sqrotoone John need a picture. You know, I don'tthink we legally can look at it. You...

...can you can't it's so easy. I have it so he goes. He goes he's Idon't I'm unique uwhich one when have yo you ever been scared of. When haveyou ever looked at that and bean like aw shit, I'm so terrified speaking as awoman? Yes, a lot but mimable yeah. When you see 'em on the fucking subwayup on the streets of Argencina Yi don't want, I I don't want pa a universalexperience. You're teliny, you've never seen mansballs on the streets of the city. I've been in a YMC, a locker room. I've seenantesticles, you wouldn't in LATC 'll, take the balls back into MonecororCACON. This is a literal comment in human form, like a full blown comet.Like I mean I mean comment, space comment right. We all understand what acomed is versus all okay letme have to lighten the mood a littlebit so whata bol bad ei, the basketball team of the Rhode Island school design,which I think is first of all, just wild that the Rhode Island, schooldesign, Hazabas Weltin as a Maso. If there's a lot of reasons, this is wildUm, so the basketball team goes as terascos the balls the hockey team goes by the name, thenads m and the cheerleaders for the basketball team. They go by the JOCKstraps. So I think that theres this is. This is a pretty well rounded Mas God.This mascot Hasaloo support, there's no other part of a human regardless ofgender. That is more in trouble than just a hanging sack of nerves that will cause you to Bliev to deathif it is fuctured and if it's hit, you will like your stomach, feels like Ou,pling dying, I'm not convinced by this cook. Othavball. You obviously don't understand the pain that men have to go. Okay, letme you don't get it. Imagine Child birthtimes too, all wrapped up in like two seconds CR CRO, I'm fighting I'm going to fightyou! Two Boys, Eboy Wanto, talk about pain right. I don'teven feel pain anymore, because I'm registered so much pain, N. my PA tale.My point is for a a comment: Verses Balls. I just like the commonhit Er Homan Di wo, Helye extinction level event, Eristhat, lady, let'sdrink cheers! That's the end of the fight, there's no more scrodoms, there's nowit Ye. Let me pitch this e coment's already on earth. It's Leti Oer, so you're, saying Yourein this coment since it's already here is essentially just a rock. If I was ina Ymca, lockerroom, dangle and Scrote, and someone approached me with a rock,I would loose that fight. It doesn't matter what it is. If you come up andcan get like a little flick to M my my wedding vegetables, it's over there's,no reason we have men still, because we have a fucky big red button between ourlegs and says to shut off this boy right now, if you popply any pressure,no I had to. I had to bring Scroti to the fight, because this is my brand,but I I feel very grateful that all of myorgans are on the inside of my body. Yes, that is the be. Why are theydangling outside? Why who? Why I Otan? That's? Why? God, didn't God I inveumenGod, get me othe en said, taer out to...

...go bag full of my fucking kids, allright after iheeded, the bat, it's sqroty, the Rhode, island, balls,verses, Tebak, the comet, a astrol body, Emily Lam. I onsa like to take it ov tomy good pile Evan. Even how do you stand on this one? Oh my gosh. Thankyou! So much. Obviously, it's gon to be temic. Thecomment one like we've talked a lot about ISIAN space. Is he honor if he'son earth or that it doesn't matter? It's still a rock, and one of these is just like two greaps full of pain. It's Gonta be rough for scroty. I amputting my wey behind the commet really want to go for my Gron Claere, but Ireally think that that one would lose yeh dog, but there was also not a goodfight for call for the coment. There was not a good fight put up for thecomment: Commensarti Hers, Consant Doing Anything Commons here. No, I jected that into the world. Isaid the comet can like pull up and throw punches and turn into a commentand fucking fly at you and kill you and Tomach you. I jehiughe. It wasn't worthit because it's false! That's the best argument. I've heardokay, okay, well think my principal as much a I want to. You know O Wul, to behere without a stroto. More importantly, no one would be here without a uter yed of whatis. It happening. Is thisOIS? No, you needus cos to be here, NY, wouldn't Beerotscotos all the Horse, pethereis! No, you don't know no matter how many other ways you turn it there'sno way you coand be hear that Strot. I don't know how to tell you is moreimportant that you're hearing H, uterus, Howeer y no' here in that to I have apoint- that's Devil's, advocate and know that this is my point when we behere without the commet that dichored all the dinosaurs, because thedinosaurs would have eaten US A. I really quickly add another level tothat. 'cause, no life would exist on the plan of Earth, except for the cometthat brought hydrogen to the NACENT PLAN OT earth. While it was formingcreateve water and allowed for life to evolve m. What is your vote? Is itgoing to be scrody or the comment? Just as like? I, I think I needitlike adumber level. Is it just as like a you know, they're here, they're fighting eachother. It doesn't matter what they're done e past it all matters what'shappening in the moment. Yeah! Okay! Well, not, since I think thecomet one, but if it's based on what each of them have wroup te fight in thepast nd, what they've done I society, then I think the scrody win. It's it'sthe Heian. Okay, I just have to say so remember remember when it was just itwas just like. Do you have a gun or not? And now it's like what have you donefor humanity y? But if you were like this, coment has a gun and this crotemas ascrotum. Then I would say: Oh the comet wins, 'causeI, don't know,owthere's, no, there's no way in hell that a cabin just look, listen! Glistento this sentence, a comment, fights and anthopromorphies BALSAC. You know whofucking wits that it's the fucking space rock? It's not my nice rocksclair. I don't know how else I can tell you. I really want to go for strody,but I really think you're Gointo Lo, and so I really think that coments ginup all right tebock. The commet is moving out toround too beating out theScrodem who saw that coing everyone. It's been an eventful first roundBoston. How are you feeling we're compin into Roud to its pistol pepersas big red? What are your predictions...

...for this round? Oh, it's me Boston, Hello. With me,blosin down here on the fild. Are you suffering a doube stroke? I think I amyou got to watch out for all that, led you Linaike! Sorry! I got so used tothat Scroton being on stage that I justgot so trown off whenever he was nolonger her. I tell you what I've been watching Larry King as well. We justgot shown up by LIK coment, I'm a whole Bo of ice and rock. I just came in androcks out world. I like work a littet around its pistol, pleet versa's, bigred, emily La representic PISTOLP. What doyou have to say pisolpee again opening statement? He has a gun, closingstatement. He has a gun B, opening closing sambusies. He has one gun,closing stavement second gun pretty powerful; no, that's IT allright yeah! It's oopen a shotcase, two guns, Fuckin both barrels but love it. I think big red, listen! It's it's!It's tough! TO BE TE! GUD AND BIG RED KNOWS: they're a big Tarnet, big bigred is literally a bullside Ey. I've got a big old fact. To put on that matis that Bigurei had a birthdate Wen, he doesn't have a Dettiy, definitely alive.It is renny to be killed. My Ey! I want to clip that quote out and have that bemy ringtone. I got a big fax to put on that myth. My Guy Wat, a flucky phrase.That is that's. I love my friends. This is so good. I Iwant to go back to an idea that I kinda had that big red is essentially a reddwarf. Star Big Red is, is a black whole, barely contained by theoppositional forces of gravity holding it in. It is a stellar body with amouth, it is entered our sphere of existence, and I don't know I don'tknow if boats are going, ta Ha affect it. I think it just kindof consumesmass, you know and just exvaporates as soon as it goes in. I think that bigred is kind of an all consuming creature. A fifty percent of thepictures I found a big red were big red eating. Something and half of thosewere humans which is wild. I think big red is hungry and insatiable and willeat your bullets and will eat your boy. Have you been to a super target thathad been remodelled since the year two thousand and fifteen hooking Itis, soyou've seen big ride in the flesh? You know those giant concrete red ballsoutside of every new supertarget that you try to jump over as a middle score.How do you guess hat the want them to be squishy, so bad they'r hard is aRockin rock literally an they, and you know. That's like one of thebiggest betrayals to our generation is that the target balls ain't squishyfirst was e housing market. It's the Sebi finals for Choosour fighter, we'retalking about pistol pe versus big red. You, though, where heaven is at youknow where emily is out, but where is tolas omine Al Righ rr got my vot PIGRAgot it. The Red Blod is going to win because he is nothing. The Red Love isnothing. He has nothing and everything he is going to win because he is hehave,no meaning he has no substance. Heis, nothing, you're, OT, a pigeon hotpeople, Lik a stupid. Ask on having bitch he's, not Gonto like an win tothis hucking Red Glov. Thus Red Rimi, you wo even ask me: Andprovos hadanything to do with this. This red...

...plotboy is Gre misss cousin, he wentcanaer a luttle. No, do you go against the color? It's literally PITOLP versusColvoado, a big red is booving od to our fe valley. Wow preally excitingtheir folks are tax battle Ebelylab, I hope you're aftea hope you sed yourprayals. Today you are representing the trenity Christian College, troll, goingup against Tala Representa University of Texas Dallas and their basketTembakan Colat. Let's let of Rumble Folks Tola Talk tome about that Pibbet, a rain othe we're not fighting scrotoms, yet a worthyopponent ar a worthy opponent. Here we got a troll but nowin. Every INSEGRANMOM has said thatphrase we ever agee. We have a worthy opponent. Now we have trolls, I'm justsaying: Christions Bee a little soft these days, lobably soft too hnsix. Are you guys, ready to listen?Trolles got big ears. That means that they're keen learning their large years,allowd them to hear more from their professors, coaches and fellow trollstroleers rotate three hundred and sixty degrees to allow them to adapt aninnovate base on their surround. I gotont to all for Thi, riquickesponse ohold on she's only said one. Let Er get through for Shrill eyes can focuslonger than any other creatures see further distances than evils in canclearly see obstacles at night, allowing them to say ahead ofcompetition, no matter the scenario number three: they have sharp teethtiger line, Wulverine and parotees all pale in comparison to the sharpness oftruelty. These protruding razor belies are a testament of atrols in Masurnature of thinking. It's eeving, a large problems and not giving up to iseery test exam study session presentation where others treatlentgave like games. Seven of the n Ba finals, atrolls beard represents thatconstant, consisting drive. That's right! That's what that Chinstrap doesso whatelse, Yo Hav to say other than his ears. I teached his beard, Orlshapely God. What have you got to say? Tala all right! Thank you past, SirEmily h for that Hurtn M. All I got to say, or you could be a fucking commentlike just be a fucking calet, like sure sharp teeth s, fancy beard alsokinstraps are the worst bood style there aft into fucking, never havingsex as y've talkd. I just want to make a point as if Tala has never had a chin,I had a Chin Strap for Bost of college. I had pictures I'll put it on theinstrim. It is CA. Come it by the way, a rock doesn't matter how sharp yourteethare doesn't matter, how sharp your nails are? Doesn't matter? How sharpyour eyesight is? It's a fucking rock, I think it does. You can take throughthe crust of the earth, so you couldn't din through the COR. was Ti half T, okay, J, an e Takic? U In this, isn't the Movieverything at the same time the crosses a Ri. This is not jerkn to the middleof. I want emily to just keep fill obustr this on fo sin. Te Remedy,Crissan college stroll going up against the University of Texas dolas commenten. What do you have to say? We Ha hear from you in a second, it's thetrollversus the commet and as as rough as organized religion is and as rough asthese big monsters are thereare. Nothing compared to a comment. Comments have started and endedreligion, so my vote for this one is going to be EAH. I'm Goin, I'm Goin tostick to my moral. It's going to be a...

...troll, your morals te woi would Avefa aAbe mymoral. I don't give a fuck about a comment. I don't believe in comment.You believe in Prusians comments, Dono fine with my morals. This was the tiefolks were Gointo ne oall right. We have Outlek of the studio elegence between two mascots, who wouldwit in a fight. It's the troll from sragedy crissing, the UNNIVERSITYpesisas teamark, the comment from universitly of Texas dollas. So this golooks id like to choose the comet leave. That's just a very sweet and quiet votefor Tamark. The comment Alex Vass, no much ore Casti, your vot. We have TlakMaconta from the University of Texas Allas, listen that we can't all bewinters here. Weve looked into the FOFOOF in Thatlee Club. This is be.Your host is always sportto to Thoug positover. So why good friend, bossen cream, Hi Bossi, we're Goi thefinals? It's big Rab, going up against Tbak of Economa, it's higtly debated,who do you favor going Oto the blown hi, Youve, re, BOSTON, cream pie can't cometo the phone right now, as he is dupressed after the last winning pleasetofault back to Mister Totino, that's wild, but you bentholed be in youranswern Weseng. I can't believe Weve Beere, doing thes interviews, oer HomeFos, this Ole Liy, but here he arn back to the STUDYOF, a Smartotino I lik bigReversin, Tagoa wit. These are both two unknown quantities coming from Ouersface: let's bring it home, Talle you', representing tmark. I want truesentences, flucking t hat about why you think this comment is going to winagainst theyvread Tima got a lot of definution a lot of muscles ye go fast and Yo weare boots. I don't know what the Big Red d, Idon't think he brings anything. That's the whole. Defining tractor bigread isthat he doesn't have any definition. He is just Fred. Can you defeat that? No?Can you win against that? No that's the whole thing he desin. What do sixtyfour point. Eight percent of Americans list is their greatest bear. Cancer.The unknown big red is an ununquantity big red is something so large. Youcan't comprehend it. Big Red is the first pelor on the rainbow an the lastcolor on the spectr of visible light. Big Red is what you see when you buytarget stocks. Big Red is what you see when you believe to death from your ownis big red is and always will be, the most important mascot of all time.I don't even like. I don't understand colors and idonnion space, and I didn'task you know so. I Dida be born. This is the first time ever that my vote isgoing to be, for I don't care, neither one claire as I'stated from the vote.That means there's one vote from big Red Onmel for Telok Emily. It is all upto you who is your frigter from week. Twelve of the boggos t is beteen acomet and Bi red its big RA. Ho? U TAK HER AI newat! I was Bakratall along. I knew it. I just Tou. I Gat sick right WAT ME IFBIG RED CAn't lose to a gun. Why is he going to lose to a comment? Fam? Do youknow bi comedi compared to a gun,...

...coohes j t oler read Heis, nothing. Idessent in uneheard mediadesaid what the fuck just happened. I desen like Asen. Her vote doesn'tcount but she's like registering that she disagrees Talik. The comet is ourultimate Spiter of the College Basko Bowl. Obviously it is college mooball seasoned and you Tard,O the people you trusted to get the verdict. This represents tolas Oman's,first ferstly Podia Fitish for an episode and Choosor figter. You tellwhat do you have to say for Youself? I've never won before. I didn't think Ihad a chance of winning, but this reinforces kids, never study. Never doyour homework come unprepared to class its not worth it, not necessarily themessenger trying to give e the kids ther thoughtwe, but bunk you so much beall. If I've learned anything from this episode of choose your fighter. It'sman, you know we all come to the table with a little bit of wap some weirdaspositions, but in the end the winners and astorol phenomenon Yal,the comet is the victor of Thas run an choose your fighter. We will see youwhenever I finish eiting this empiside.

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