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Episode 7 · 1 year ago

Episode 7: Cartoon Crushes

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

For legal reasons, we have to say that this episode is entirely speculative. It's also pretty silly. This week, we're debating the number one most crushworthy cartoon character. What isn't up for debate is how deeply uncomfortable this conversation made Evan. 

Wait hold on. I think this will solve alot of things clear. What do you call it when you get like a chill in yourskin life looks a certain way. What do you say? The PCHIL R elsetime presentsPEA, chill boky storage. That makes you piss inthe cold sor firwelcome to choose your fighter. It's a Baite, pod, gastware,four longtime friends. Take everything from Supreme Court justices to fastfood mascots and put them in a battle to the death. This one's going to be alittle different. We are taking our top eight cartoon crushes and we are goingto see who is the ultimate cartoon crash? Cities are cartoon Ghariter whenwe were kids that hod US feel a little different watching Saturday moreinshows so I am at an Atkinson, I'm joined by my lovely fellow cartooncowboys. It's emily lamb t really excited for this one. This is somethingthat I had to dig deep. Befor haven't really thought about this one, but onceI did think about it, it all came flooding back. I remember why I thinkthese people in sounds like in a dark way. Tallus on Mine Um, I brought my agame today and I'm redy to wind and also, if you have children R, you covertheir ears. Oh, we don't know anyone of the kids, our special guest, ClaireMilburne Allum t at make it or this really sensual experience with you all.Yes, these are our picks for cartoon crushes. These are Um characters thatwe thought were kind of spicy growing up and I'm goingto start with round one. This is a battle of princesses. It's me Emily Emily, representingPrincess Kita from Atlantis, and I am representing Nalla from the Lion KingYeah, so Princess Kita is from Italantis. I know people listeningcan't see myce screen right now, but this is very important for his Irealize is a very visual episode for our audio medium. It I din't have to doa good job at descriptions. I think we Gan okay, she looks like Holly, be anthe X men franchise but um with like a cool Mike Tyson face Tatoo, I'm not soshallow. ' Not just judging it off of looks Yeu're all righther storyline,her story, art and we are yeah. We are, this is a confudintial episode, Iann,our town, no someone can be very hot and have a personality she's, the Princess of Alantists. Thatknows very damn, well that if she doesn't find somebody to help save herkingdom, then her kingdom's going to die but she's also literaly a crystalof a human like not only are crystals...

...power, the entire city that she livesin an Alanist, but it's also like she is the chosen person to like die forAtlantic and order afraidliness to like live on for forever. She is incrediblybrave, also incredibly hot. She is Goofy asseen here in this photo. Lookat that face. That's a gooffy face, silver or listeners. Look at that photoshe's really attractive. Everyone seems to go lok up. The picture of herAtlantis is one of my favorite movies of two thousand and one often forgottenabout, but Um Princeskita an she not only lived under water which, like, ifyou know me, you know, that's a goal of mine, but she also sobeautiful soebody thought because they live underw. You Know Me, you know that I need hem, soggy Prineskiis, just beautifuland she has not thought about it as a Disney princess, but she totally is ofall these characters. She was the only one that I had a happy meal toy of. Idon't know what you want to do with that, but I had an action figure ofPrincess Qita when I was growing up technically. Let's talk about Nala,nowas princess as well emily likes for pick, because you knowyour ultimate Goalis to live under water. My ultimate goals become a furry,so I think that Nala is one of the Maso. Now, let's re oherEvan said I'm super nervous for this potcast Evan then said I want to be afurry. Oi, don't lose so Nola S. let's talk a little bit about Nala. Mostimportant thing to now is that Nala is voice acted by bianse, which yeah. If we listen if voice alone,if we were go pick, somebody not originally supernot. Originally, that'sthe one where she was a live action lion and there's no way to Bui Mat sexyunless you're like in danger. That's not good! This cartootin one a littlebit better she's got eyeliner is unique, I think, to cartoon lions. I want totalk about this powerful pissy because I think that was nawakening for a lot of kids in ourgeneration. Princess Quita is great. Not a lot of people know about her. Ifyou were to ask a lot of people who Nala is they have an idea, they've,probably named their shitty Labrador after Nala, like that's a really goodjog name for Folardno, a lot of people with dogs that I don't like name them.Malo, Osn't te dog is shitdy. No, the dog's great. I just don't like thewhite women who've named their dogs, Knolle, that's just personal taste, Likouthing, like like young twenties, notl right, I mean. Obviously I other onehowclair, the other one's like like in cat...

...years, probably like sixteen in in reallife human years, probably Likeo, I'm going I'm going for this one that lookslike she pays her own Lan. Okay, like she's a Queen Nala, has something overPrincess Nokia, because Princess Kiaserento, Um, isn't is looking for aman to come in and save her kingdom. That's not true. Kita wants to save theKingdom herself she jas chosen by blood to save the Kingdom herself. However,she knows that she has to ask for help in order to be able to do that laterdown the road, so she does also at the time she was one of the only bad ass Um.You know princesses that were able to like solve problems themselves and bestrong and be clever that were she was one of the only princesses that wereportrayed like that and she can fight it's all about love, no fighting thisone's, this one's all about love as uncomfortable is that Mih or some ofthe hosts? Just what it's me? It's me for the listeners. Um Listen Nala is a queen bitterally and figuratively Nala. As afemale lion is doing. The hunting is taking care of at home. Male lionsdon't do shit, they fall off of cliffs and get trampled by Wilde bast thatsucks and then they go live with like a boar ay eat bugs for a while and thencome back from like their study abroad in Barselona, like they're, ready totake over their dad's law practice alla has been in charge the whole time. Okay,Nala has been rapping shit since day, one in a deeply biologicallypatriarchal society. She has risen up to be the hero of the film IA. We can sit here and talk aboutthese characters all day but n. It comes down to what Claranhala think andI don't know what kind of criter you want to go off of here. However, I dothink it must be time to vote. I think it's found a vote. All right, Claire,we're looking at princess, Kiiatamundi or hey respect. Her sorry T it was adeep cut star Wars Romin. I think it went toeo go first. Actually I reallywant to Toleno rate these women. I, as like me, think, like a male Um, esostroom, tinklike, Coman th, you to think like a man to appreciate women. Alright,your right Tro Eli, a troat there Um, let's see here like Nolles, got her herpoints. I mean she, she is a Queen N. She also did outlive the king like lets.We real here, O everyone. I lit the can wait. Also at the end of Atlanta, StoKita becomes the queen, like that's the Oll thing yeah, but it's like theyiance is going to be the queen before, after and in the future. It's like...

...on you at the top there's no. Where togo. You know mater if it doesn't have a crush on the BIANSA version. I don't Iwant to keep it spicy. You want to keep it interesting, I'm going with Nola. That's one vote for Nala from Tala. Wecan appreciate people faceand nothing but looks alone, Princess Qina. I hadnever seen her before, except for when I saw Atlantis one time when I wasseven. I do not remember this movie, but Dao Pea is roughly eight thousandfive hundred years. Oldor. Eight thousand eight hundred years old holdon that's Dusty Tho. What do you mean Ka? It's supposed to be someone that'saround twenty one years of age. She has the emotional intelligence of someone,that's eight thousand five hundred years old. I don't know what that mean:Okay Clare, what's your final decision Princess Hard! This is hard. This heartas an animator or whatever those people are. They Ha aluch harder task to makea lion sexy that to make a actual person sexy and they wa Fol at o. Butoverall, who was sexy Ar Yeah Pe Iqita sheas my vote, but crops Stenella Yeah?No, I I did change my Bot when she's like Li. I said this in the middleshe's, like all powerful powering city of Atlantics in Atlantis, is likeprobably one of the sexiast cities like Atlantis, like I elantis, and it oozeslike. It's got all those cool commercials with the slides you go down.I just really want to throw out. I thank you to Randy Haycock who um youknow the animator of Prinesqita think he's a Antrane, so she won the battleof the princesses next up. Galy Yaw, it's Jessica, rabbit versus Gilt AngelFish From Finding Nemo tollogist pulled up just Google Jeska rabbit and thensaid. I rest my case like it's just Tali, Podcasil, no Tolle just rested his case Claire.It's your turn, O o a Il Ron. Mema she isshe was, is so sexy that they put acartoon character in a real movie and made her like do a was she was shea stripper in the show whic shes, just singing, I don't remember. You haven'tseen this Heasan Avim and I tot like years ago it's been a while she's she'slovingly married to Rogere Yelook like that and still be lovingly married, astposexualizing. This independent woman. She is independent and strong andthat's the whole thing that she can be sexy and own it. But the point is theyput a cartoon and she was sexy enough to be in a real movie, not for apodcast like a real movie. They just put her in there. That's how that's howgood she is so go ahead. Show me your your skinnyas Tall, short boy. I thinkthe clars broken Ye wher happen. I wierly had no idea that kill...

Gills, wiycs Hav tors willing to fill my God. No, I d SOT The pacat, I'm so serious. You have to know howSoonii am I w? Oh, my God, I like it's H, it's hot in here, but I'm sweating,more yeah I'll, be objective on this one. Let's talkpaetly his appearance, seven modeled after Willinda foe, Ho siryloing around his mouth to show thedeep wrinkles that defo has on his feet. When I think of like- and I don't thinkof this often mom and dad sexy cartoon characters, it's usually going to besomeone who is perplexingly, not a rabbit in a movie where her husband is.I guess his last name's is rabbit. That makes a lot Mor Roger Rabbit, yeah,at's, t a family name. Was She just Jessica, Jessica human? Before that shelooks like this and Sheis an accountant? She can run your books. Yes, that's heractual Hepatien Talli, don't be so surprised, she's a liberated woman, exactly shecan do both. She is the Apit of me, of like perfection in out of a cartoonCatatakin for Sharing Bot jesa rabbit Claire, we're talking about this fishthat Claire thicxs is really hot, but yo'll. Remember Gil! He's the stripyAngel Fish with the scar on the side. He's had a really troubled cost um and he's not really interested ingetting to know Nemo when Nemo shows up and everyone's like welcoming Nemothey're like excited for him, even though they're all very troubled fishand they are really struggling to live in a box, and then Gill Kindo likecomes by and he's like, whatever he's cool, nd Nemo gets pulledup into the little tube thing and he's like Oh daddy and then gi like you,can't I gotta Believ thator Suer e Lieallydoes that he sayat and then Gil comes up and he's like he's like you can get yourself out of it and then, and he logets himself out of it. Eventhough he's like h e bad fin and guilt, like me too, and then it's like wow onetime, gil tried to escape the tank and she got all these scars on his sidefrom the dental tools because they're in a dental office AF, you don'tremember, and if I guess, if you were going to pick a voice actor that lookslike they were scarred by dental tools during an escape, it ts, Willop EFO, asyour go to will kind of kind of like the fish character in which Hou PlaysWillan. Defo is more than halfmt e to compare finding Nemoa, awkal man,interesting whyis it because Wllim de fo reprise isrole, is roll of Gill trainor of fish in fat movies Onwar, but they didn'thave the budget to Cee Gi at so he just had to play himself...

...an Nwy. Why do you like Willan to foeso much? Is it because of Spidermnto? Is it because of John Wicke? I? What isit because of also just the original Spiderman wh? Sorry are ll. I won'tstop you from naming all of the best movies Everman yeeven years John WickanSpiderman es ht me you keeding e fantastic, Mr Fox. I Yo all don't know my story aboutHoldon. Only one rumor has ever been swellishtake. The first rumor that ever affected me as a child was started during a middle school trip to the NorthCarolina Zoo, in which my dad was a chaperone. We were going aroundthroughout the day going around the zoo, Alexis there we're having a lovely timeand I got to part of the park and it was the Fox enclosure and someone cameOUP to Meh's head Wen, a hand on my shoulder and, and she said, Hey Youre yokay. I was like yea. No I'm fine she's. I didn't knowif this will be hard for you. What do you mean, like I'm, fine, I'm trying tofind these foxes she's? Like that's what I thought? Woul Bei, I know you'reterrified, the foxs. Somebody just told me that you're scared to death of foxesbecause of the movie fantastic Mister Fox, and I said no- I enjoyed thatmovie who told you she said. I don't know this kid and that hid heard itfrom one of the chaperones from the trip which was my fuck dad. My Dad wentup to just a random pit on this zoo trip. Anju said that Kid Evan Buck inscared of foxes, dude like don't let him get near the foxes for no reason.My Dad just decided to tell Peope A to carte foxes, wherre you or was it a lieO I was' scared of fantastic MSS rox as a claymation Westandersonfilm. I me alittle creepy. It is a little GR. I've been scared, ofokay, sorry we'retalking too much about William defl. I think we should talk about this sexytorturp fish. Once again they did a good job of making Jessica Rabbit ahumid human person. Look like a hot human person, making William Defoe as a fish. Asexual being was a lot more work and PICKSAR pulled it of. I cin' askanybody you like hack, her two character like Jusk Arait, not men are going to say gilt thetortured fish, but I think that he gives off kind of a sexy, Batman,energy. It depends on who you are and your level of daddy issues. Gilt couldreally do it. Gil Appeals to people who are marine biologists, amateur dentistsand have not talked to their father in years, and a lot of those people are the same one of my favorite, I'm aCA. I was a camp counselor right. Okay, one of my favorite activities was totell the children to pass time to tell...

...the children the entire story of Nemois if thit was a story about humans and Nemo is a heartbreaking story. It'sabout this little kid who has like like a physical disability and he gets lostin his dad, and this woman who has alheimers, have to go, find him nemoends up in a fish tank which is basically prison for all of thesebeings that are locked up on a boxher. They shouldn't be, and then it's talks,bout, the mental health issues that they have as a result of living in thes,spot and Gil is one of those people, neas kind of like you took the firsthalf of forest gump in the second half of Shash emption and just made emthemmade em, all fish it works out. Are we putting into a vote yet Jessica,rabbit versus Willham to fish? If you were to go to we'll, say a statefar and ask for an Air BRUSHD T shirt of a hot woman odds are so are probablygoing to do a really Shitty edhardy version of Jessica Rabbit becausethat's a hot cartoon character. Just objectively, I gotta stick with thefish man, it's difais to fish, it's Gil. For me. I think I might have to go withJESCA rabbit, just from being the like quintessential, like sexy, cartoon, anicon, I'm going to call John mccan Hey all this is even I'm editing thepodcast right now we did call John mccan, my friend, the relation to ourlike great senator and unfortunately, I paused the recordeing during the wholetime. We called him. So these are some texts he sent me after the call, then Ithink, is a source of truth on his opinion. I'm going to do it in my dommcinboys, I'm not sure I've heldd there intechnical terms, Jeska Rabbit, wins that fight the Gill's ability tocoordinate and lead means any fight where he is on near equal footing.Prense's reed water means he's, got the advantage. She's got reach and size onhim, but his years of experience make him the fish equivalent long time, POWunbroken by years of torture, and I think he's probably got more stayingpower and laide rounds of a fight. So I don't think I fully explain what wewere arguing to him, but that's good as hell, and I think it's still Gil movingon to the next round a tortured POW. With this skild of lead, I mean hedefinitely thought it was a battle. Hey. Are We surprised, Johnmccane sides of the POW, our next MATTAP, it's taller and emily? This isa battle for the ages. It's two characters in different shows that lookidentical its chip, Skylark from the fairly odd parents versus Danny fhantomfrom Tanny fance a Ananan, an an and had on a Tala what he havesat Hos inPao one. I can't believe you picked like the actual parallel person, butthe cooler of the two, the the...

...definitely the cool kid on the block,the kid that you always wanted to be well, I wanted to be Danny Phantim as akid Iwas. This guy is, has got ta going on Aright Hegot superpowers, that's socool, but he also is like low ky about it. Ne superchill and he's like Gat,some flavor to him. You know he's a little Sassy, it's perfect any FANOM,don't Gete! Ro, incredibly, cool love, daty Faton, but chip skylark. I don'tknow if it was his dental hygiene if it was his earing. If it was his brightblue eyes, I don't know but Shi Skylark, his shiny teeth and me baby. I disagreewith this goteephing. Well, it's interesting that you mention to go tobecause, as I'm looking up the voice actor, it's crisker Patrick from INSINC,it was like Juny from Spi as went to Jamaica. Oh No! No! That's not whatchip skylark looks like. I do when ti point that out and if you're sayingthat's what CHIPSCALARC looks like then you're also saying that's what DannyFantom? No! No, no, not saying NAT Becausetei are that Isali Denny Phantomis younger. He's still got the Piza, he sti love aunlike chip starlark s alittle washed up, maybe you know he's just like twenty still like j gettingdrunk every night and hanging out with his friends, there's nothing wrong withthat, but life. He is not only unettainable because he is a celebrity,but also because he's a cartoon what's interesting. S In these shows DannyPhantom shows up to high school arguangly the horniest place on theplane and everyone's lke Oh got out of here. Fancom you're a loser. Yourparents are ghost hunter chip skylarks and he sewls out arenus. One of them isbeing bullied actively by teenagers and the other one is a multimillionairewhile he's getting bullied Dannyphantom by high schoolers he's also like lowpece saving the world from like all these ghost monsters like his parentsare going around. Hunting he's like Amago, so he's got like is too sidedself to him. That he's struggling with maintaining like a Han HoninMontanadeal, haunted Montana, where you ont to Sik that we're going to move that bus and go tothe vote. It's chip skylark versus Danny Bantom, I'm going to come out thegates, with my support for Danty Hantam, at the tie for legal reasons. When Iwatched the show I was like twelve and I was feel I was feeling I like everytime I saw him onscrewing a little bit of ghost breath escap I was Ike Whoa.What's he up to, I think Danty Phantom is something that I spire to somethingthat I chase after even now, unfortunately, is an adult. I'm still Obe this teenage ghost boy Um, true EAN.

I did pus e picture of Gatig fantapeybirthday, so I understand your your alliance, I'm all in I didnt. I didn't foreseethese two going up against each other. They look identical. Are you kating mein a different light? It? Maybe it would have been chipscarlic, but even just looking at just looking at it now and of course,you went oo. Fourteen year old versus a twenty one year old Hesgos, she doesn'thave on up wwe Johnni's Aframent, like that iiscata is a Howseltn Hesee ages,nothing, but a number of the port. My brother, his name, isalsatayewergarding to sound the Alarms Maani. My brother would always watchthis show and it was definitely something that, like I wasn't superinterested in. I was like I want to watch waters, O wayreally plase, likeAno Montana, and we had to compromise andstuff, and this whole thing evenjust on Phandom dtcom chipskylerks description is ship shares a number ofqualities similar to Danny Phantom Ghost Howa an so that makes me thinkthat chip skylark stole his look from Dany Franto yea. I do have to say Isupport D, Any phantom going for an I ganger, not giving up the ghost on thisone, Dany Phantom is moving on our next match up. This is too Um objects thatwe've kind of just put put our desire onto. If me versus Claire, it's Eve from Wali versus lightning theQueen from cars, im INA, CA, bevowas, so pure she was sogood. She was so pure and so noder all she did was going to Earth to find aplant and she found it and she brought it back and then she fell alitle. I Walwho co I go round together in space and she hasly thought you will flut you upshe's, just as powerful space robot, who is literally just too to likespirital shapes on top of each other Wi who's, ropping, Lainal, eyes, beautifulrubby eyes. She has guns in her hands and she also just wants to protectsweetgoofy wally he's just so goolthy. I just loves him so MI I actually don'tlike lightening the Queen, so you're going to have to do some work. Oh Hollo,right off. The bet this is was an I saying where I stand. I don't havestrong feelings about about Waly and EVO, or anybody in that movie. Theywere great but like Lhitening, a queen is actually the only character. I don'tlike in cars. I think he's kind of like...

...a privileged piece of shit for most ofthe movie and I'm like get over yourself like fucking Shill, the fuckout like Mater. I would I would. I would seriously consider him sort ofthe rusty TOA truck PLA. I Laar Opus Oe, a oer S, Tel iing, somebody onpersononality. Only No. This is the one thing I have to say. I don't think Ican ever vote. FROIN Wilson, Hey I'd, love to start. If I could, you are sure way, ro to really thoughth that so many cold blooded women whojoined me just to look o the plant and ended up leaving me for something metalthat vibrates. But you know what never left Ma is my fucking car, Emily Asan.I literally was there when your Humo Seti t up four twenty. Whatever it was,my merceilds Weron I ealy broke and broken. Have Snky one TM, an an put itinto our sweet, Apalachan driveway for a long time until it got towed awaybecause it was completely total and could never be driven again. I wantedto talk about lightning TC queen for one 'cause. I thought it'd be funny.I guess not. I guess its shut on Evan Hour H for brening up a goof thing onour comedy podcast. But let me tell, let me tell you this and I needcomplete silence for this one good charn, not everything in life isabout winning and losing sometimes is about making the people. You love happy,and I want I want someone who is going to be sofocused on helping me and helping the people Icare about and also learning new ways to turn. I want something that is likea hermit crab with oil in it. I want something that is mostly eyes, but Iwants something. That's no! I'm not done. I'm not done. I once I wantta, I want Ta. I want to fuck acar. Ai'm taing is, if you really want medal, and you want good eyes eve ishere for you shit, I I can seed to eave. I think that you all Kinda you made some good points. Most of Hemwas how bad my points could be um, but I don't Eendo. We even need a voteat this oit. I think everyone's pretty solidly decided our next round. Let's see if she could do it again.It's Princess Kita versus Gil, from Nebo to a quatic, sectionals or ohats rob this one is rough heafishshe print she fish ruler, OA,...

...so you're, you're, enslaving him inthere N. no, not in slaving he's like a citizen of the world lhe'he's a prisoner of a war citizen, the world prisoner of warsounds like ou two album and I can't exclain why it's so funny how much of all of ourlike relationship personalities have come out in this like, and my Goden is really just hear herrelations. He can't just like look at someone andbe like attract and he's like marry them sounds good. My parents are high,schoolsqeare o have ruin dating for me at early age. It did. I feel that its oWecus literaly knew each other for three months before they got engaged,but we don't need to talk about my parents. My parents didn't meet eachother until the day they got mar my da actually tro sorry saw a one bytwo inch photograph of my mom two weeks before he said yes, so Princess Kita isdefinitely more antractive than Gi. Yeahyeah get ithe wordwell. We whaislooking B, I'm way more attracted to Princess Kita than I am to kill. Sothat's my most Gois Havin Yo Wanat, her, oh, my God, Gilfrom Nemo, as we heardfrom John mccan, no relation has has leadership skills, which I think I findvery sexy. I think I'm mostly attracted to driven people, people who know doingin life. He would be good at communicating in a relationship withjust beyon us, hey ha honey, I'm going to go Um, I'mgoingto have like Rachel, and some of the girls come over. Is that OK,whether they' come into the HOUSS up to you or not? I I'm going to the basement O k. How fine Princess Quita has a lotof weight on her shoulders. She has the expectations of an entire civilizationat her back. I think she's also part crystal sounds like no, I'm not a herorthere. I think. If we're going off of people, I had to crush on sprincs Kitall the way I am putting this up to a vote. It is Princess Kita versus Gill,from Nemo it's getting fishy in here. It's Princess Quita. I stand by I s. Wehave two boks for Princess Kita Talla. I will still vote forgil Ta likever on Tali Tiggewud Gild this O gang. If Iwas to look at these two people, it's going to be Princess Qita, I thinkshe's moving on all right, our next match. U, it's Danny Phantom versus evefrom Wale he's got the good, looks and he's a good guy. All right he's outthere with a good guys he's helping saving people and he looks fine whiledoing that his hair. How does he do...

...that? How does his hair stay perfect? I they couldn't afford to drawdifferent hair, SIL EVO eve. I don't know how to so hername, she's very powerful. She like shows up, and while he's there and he'se moving around and she's like Ooboogoobike, trying to kill him andhe's like emaand he's just like trying to protect his little like cute littlemusic and his little his little house, yeah, Hey foll Alon, because he seesher and she's, like, Oh, my God, she's so beautiful, and I think that themovie did such a good job of putting me in the percective of Waly and likeseeing Eve as like this beautiful etherial being who was a robot. Bat wasjust having beautiful eyes, but she takes one everyone. She like she bringsa plant back, which is why I think I really like her 'cause. I like plantwlimen you're talking about IVA and Wali. Let's talk about the O G couple,the one that took forever to get together, name that female character goright now, if you can name her God in Sam, it is Sam, this ones stough for me,but I Clare Honestly. I think you swayed me like Eve from Walley. Itseems delightule. She has gunhands, which is kind of like a littledangerous in a cool flirty way. Claire's going eve sounds like m yeah,this one's tough, Dany Phantommiss, some money that I want to fix for somereason: He's tooing Great O. No, he seems like the type that would just goLi break in my heart. For some reason you think you might ghost you for likeeverything good inside of me. I want to go with eve for like Thogh like risqe.What's going to happen, I want to go with Danny M, but I think I'm Goin tohave to go with eve. In the end, this it's often been said that love is abattlefield, and I think that we are uniquely prime to to take on on ourpodcast we've gotten down to the two most crush werthy cartoon characters ofall time. Objectively, subjectively it doesn't matter. Our imagination isvibrent. It's Princess, KITA versus Eso, powerful women. We would have to Chootwo powerful women that I would argue both kind of act as of battery. Youknow what my allegiance s stand. I do love eve to eat is very, you know,she's great for the Modern Day, love story without putting a face to theactual. You know, subjects I think that's very powerful. Everyone canpicture themselves within that love story, which I think is why we all feelso attached to eve. However, I don't know Princess Kido. She just really gotit from the GETGO, like you don't have to think about it. I want them both towin. We kind of Shuck EAHNO, it's nere. Ihonestly don't remember Atlanti. So literally, just looking at thesepictures, I'm like yes, thatas, an...

...attractive cartoon character is personality, wise theeone that I'mscared of, but I like, which makes sense Um. I don't really have much of an argument.Honestly, I'm going to stay on Evesi, I'm just going to let the boys choose alot throughout the night. We've all been talking about our types and whatwe're interested in and these are cartoon characters. So obviously, noneof these for legal reasons not at all, but I think Princess Qita is a snack, but I'm looking for a meal and for that reason I'm going to vote for e Princess Qitais like Mega Markel and eve is like Laura Durn's character in the firstDrassic Park movie, but with a gun in both hands and for EVO sins. The verybeginning I was trying to see if anything changed it, but, like ourrespect, a fuck out of Evo, I think she's like got it going on ar got lookelike a beauty, blender and we're all about her d. This is so funny to me alleve from Waly has taken our top spot as the most attractive cartoon crush Clar whatdoes. That say about us. If I learned anything from this, thisBodgas is that I yo one percent of the world. Pok Relation is satisfied byrobots, and so are we thank you for listening to choose. Your fighter willtalk to you and next week, SH SHOR FI.

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