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Episode 1: Everybody Loves Chris

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We are "Chris-tening" this podcast by answering the question on no one's mind... which famous person named Chris is the best. Hard. Hitting. Journalism. 

All right, welcome to choose yourfighter, a debate podcast that takes everything from cereal mascots to Supreme Court justicesin places them in a tournament to find out which for belong on our fantasyfinal four. My name is Evan Akinson. I'm joined by my wonderful partners incrime. Let's kick it over to Tala. I'm Tala. I'll bigsupport of R GB and I'm just here to win. I love those colorsto justice, but we'll take it. I think you mean urbg shoot acordingwhat I other lovely cohost, e emily, I will gladly eat the ends ofthe bread and I like to put caterpillars back on leaves whenever I seethem on the ground. But I'm ready to debate till we die. We'reDyet, we're dying on this call, y'all. I think it might geta little bit heated, and we're also joined by our special guest. MyName's Claire and I'm explexick and I'm ready to party. So let's kick itoff. Our two topics that we're going to debate today is essentially a quickrundown. The show is that we start with each person picks for entrance intoa topic and we're going to debate them and head to head matchups until weend up with our final for in this topic. Our first topic is goingto be famous Chris's, famous people named Chris. Some of these people,admittedly, are close. It's not a direct Chris, but it's close enoughthat I feel comfy debating it. If you pronounce it Chris, it's Chris. What does that mean? Can you elaborate, because it doesn't have tohave the H okay, if it's like Ok our ies, well, let'sgo Chris. Okay, cool. It's going to make sure our first matchup. Get Ready, y'all, it's emily and Tala are up to bat debating. He's the Better Chris? Chris Rock or Chris Nolan? All right,all right, I'll take it. Christopher Nolan is only one of the bestdirectors flush riders in Hollywood. All right, dark knight rises, actually all theBatman begins. Can I pause you really quick? Already I'm jumping in. Dark Knight rises not the best dark night film. Even. Let's seehere, inception. That's a phenomenal movie. Interest Sellar, he's got he's gotsome freaking solid movies going on. All right, all right, ChrisRock really because one, he who is on ASD Nowe nine hundred ninety threeiconic my notes, so great, iconic...

...years. But the real reason thatI chose Chris Rock is because of his role as marty the Zebra and Madagascar. Oh all right, interesting, Chris Rock pick. Let me just readyou some quotes from Marty the Zebra real quick. I'm ten years old,my life's house over and I don't even know if I'm black with white stripesor white with black stripes. Grand Central Station. It's grand and it's central. Honestly, I can walk through central park without thinking about him. Idon't know how it's put it. Chris rock made a really impactful time inmy life. I think he deserved it over Christopher Nolan, I understand.But think about all of the other movies, and you did. Evan did bringup a good point. Wasn't the most iconic. Okay, Tala didlead with a pretty whack Chris Nolan film. If we're being honest, this ishard. Okay, I just have to say that I think that ChrisRock changed my life as marty the zebra from Madagascar. Whereas like interstellar wascool, but I'm not a better person because of it. How are youa better person because of Madagascar? This is interesting because I think it's kindof like turning into like who's gonna be the stronger debater, because between thesetwo I really don't care about either. Chris rock order what emily is sellingme more than tallest. Emily did have a page of notes, which isBuck Wild. I have another. I have other candidates that are really inthis for so okay, so Chris Nolan's not your your tongue, he's ahe's a week one, he's number four and for for me he's just lettinghimself lose. Now hold on to bat for him necessarily, and I willsay I have my doubts going into this because, like, he's got someduds on that list, all right. Half of the Justice League movies thathe was a part of horrible. Okay, so if this one dies in flames, I'm all right with Christopher Nolan down. Also, Chris Rock waspart of the iconic like Chris Farley, Adam Stamor David Spade and Rob Schneider. Kind of stick nos, we just kicking while he was down. LikeTuller's already out and you really no, no, all right, now I'mgoing to bat for Chris Nolan. Listen, How many Oscars does Chris Rock Haves? Too Emmy Awards. How many Emmy Awards Christopher Nolan have? Youwant to go buy those standards? All right. How many brothers does ChrisRock have? He has three. Oh, Christopher Nolan has eighteen. No,it's false. I'm true. Okay, for Nolan has thirty four Oscar nominations. Also, he has a grammy for best spoken comedy album. Butthirty four, that is a lifetime's worth of achievement. That is like thirtyyears worth of achievements. Comedy Central Ranks Rock is the fifth gradest stand upcommon comedian of all time. Number one stand up comedian Christopher Nolan, whichis why it's up there. I'M gonna have to give my vote to ChrisRock y'all. All Right, I'm saying Chris Rocky's Chris Rock. Yeah,I'm okay with Chris Rocky. Okay,...

I'm really getting my vote to Marty, but it'll go to honestly, you have me there. I'M NOT gonnalie. Sin that a Gospear. Next up at bat, it's me andClaire Head to head with, I think, a matchup that could be described asyou're probably going to have to Google it. It's Chris Colefer versus ChristopherLloyd Claire. Can you tell us a little bit about Chris Colefer? Yep, and why you think he's one of your top four people named Chris ofall time? Yes, and isn't even Oh yeah, Chris, Emily justgoogled them. What he's not. He was actually the first person on mylist of Chris's. Chris Colefer, it's ray while. Okay, it's himas Kurt humble from Glee. Yeah, for me personally, glee started insixth grade, at the beginning of my adolescence, and ended when we werein twelve grade in high school. So, like, I truly feel like Igrew up with the cast of Glee. And but like also just curt isso good and so fashionable and consings so high, and also, likegay marriage wasn't legal yet when he started playing this character as like a younggay boy in high school. That is so monumental and so important for lgbtyouth. Like he was like one of the first in a like a mainstreamTV show. What do you guy? I'm like, what's up saying?Here's what Glee means to me. Whenever, when I don't even know what Gleemeans to me, a new spinoff podcast with it, a podcast.Never my mom started dating my Stepdad Ridge, Whoa this has. When Netflix wasstill just doing you know, they would ship out the DVD's and whichrishie would burn every glee DVD, because I had dance at every single Wednesdaynight whenever glee came out, and Richie would burn them for me so Icould watch glee when I got back home from dance. This is it missableas evidence in court. By the way, I since for recording this. Richiemight have a Netflix lawsuit coming after him, as I know he's theonly person that's ever done that. Yeah, Netflix will survive, but anyways,love prtormal. This one's for her. Listen, I love Chris Cole Fur, but it's interesting to me is you guys keep calling him Kurt.It's as though he's really one dimensional and actually only ever was famous for playingone character, and that was a great character. Let me tell you alittle bit about my friend Christopher Lloyd, AKA DOC fucking Brown, from backto the future. That's right, Martie. Yeah, it's Chris Lloyd in thispiece. What's up? He was in back to the future one,two, three. Who Frame Roger Rabbit? My guy was in clue, thebad one. He was in Adams family values. That's not great,but he was in that movie. He's been in he showed up on JimmyKimmel one time for a charity event.

I'm on his IMDB page. Maybe. I think he's in Piranha. Three, triple D wow. He's doesn't havea great film career, but he does have a great voice. Everybodyknows DOC Brown. Even you only like him for one reason, and youdidn't even name it. Why. He was on cyberchase. Thank you.I honestly did forget that until you mentioned that, which is wild because that'sthe only show I watched as a kid. Hey, you know what glea meansto me? Fucking Jack Shit. You know it cyberchase means to me? It tought me math and friendship and to not trust people with green skin, which is a little racist in a way. Christopher Lloyd has got ashit ton of dudd though on his career. I'm like scrolling through his entire careerone thousand nineteen seventy five until well, the future, and he's got abunch of stuff that just don''t sound good or I've never heard of.Hey, hold on, doesn't sound good. How about in the in one thousandnine hundred and eighty four, he's in a I don't know if there'sa movie or TV show the adventures of buckaroo bonds. I across the eighthdimension. His characters name is John Big Booty. That kicks ASS. Thenhe's followed it up with a Nash a lamp Puns Joy of sex. Thatalso kicks ass. He's so cool. Nah. In the movie The ladyand read his character's name was frog knows name someone else at that range.I think that, Claire, you made really good points about this guy whoplayed one character one time and we haven't seen him since. I guess youwrote a book who and I made some good points about a legendary cultural figureand we can both this is a Chris that I don't want to decide becauseI can. I just feel like, yeah, like Chris Lloyd, ChristopherLloyd, incredible person like. I can't. You can't say back to the futurewasn't good. I can't lie to you. But like Chris Kolper isout a short career. He hasn't had time to play a crazy old man. Yeah, no, I actually can't believe he's still alive. What Yearwas born? He was born in one thousand nine hundred and thirty eight.It's he okay, I we need to check on him. Hey, youronavirus is happening. Can we actually start a second podcast called how is ChristopherLloyd, or just like checking in on old celebrities? I think, asfar as I know, he's okay. I let's I say we put itup to a vote. I've said a lot of stuff, but you know, I see where you're coming at from. Its between em and Tala. Myvotes for Chris Wolfer. I say we flip a coin, because I'mgoing with Christopher Lloyd. Chip. Phone, a friend. Okay, who shouldbe? Phone? I got my phone out. Call soon, MrSam or Mrs Sam? Mrs Sam, for those that don't know, wehave two friends, both named Sam. They're dating each other and we onlycall Willis and Mr Sam. All right,...

I'll call him I'll call Mrs Samenjoy this for rise and ring back to him while your party is reached. She still has this. This is wild. What's up? WHAT'S UP, Mr Sam? Hey, I have a question for you. I'm inthe middle of a debate right now and I want you to pick who's thecooler Chris or the better your more favorite Chris, famous person named Chris,between Chris Colefer, he played Kurt on Blee, or Christopher Lloyd, heplayed DC Brown. And back the future, it's Doc Brown, Mr Sam.What do you think? Wait, those are the only two options.Yeah, it's between these two. To the future. All right, y'all, it's back to the future. Thank you so much for your time.No problem. Next up, you're ready for this, bring the heat.It's the battle of the Chris is with a K. it's Chris Jenner versusChris Kringle. Oh, Chris cring Santa Clause. All right, Claire,you can go first you would like. Once you have the floor, youshare. Well, if you have the floor, I'm honored him. Ilike to present to you Chris Kringle, claymation, only no other version,I think. WHOA. Yeah, I'm talking claymation, red beard, redhair, he's young, he's he's pretty hot, like top top thirty attractivecharacters for me. Hey, real quick, I did just pull up, Idid just pull up a google image of this thug and I don't knowif he's if he's really batting in the weight class that you're talking about.Sexually, wowsers, he looks like somebody took a sander to Conan O'Brian.All right, well, are you done? What you're done? Well, bractsa white cloth. I would like to talk to you about Chris Jennerand Claire. I'm gonna have some points that I know hit close to homefor you that you just really can't deny. All right, claire is a Kardashian. Chris Jenner isn't icon. Okay, she made an entire and it tire. What moment for her whole family. And you know how she did it, Claire, do you know how she started of it? Because shecompletely monetized her own daughter's sex tape. Tell me what would happen if youmade a sex tape in your mother saw it? What would she do?Actually, I did have this conversation with my mom recently. Did you wouldreally, really fun. Yeah, all...

...right. Well, first of all, he monetized Kim Kardashian's entire sex tape. And then that. She said,I'm making an empire because of this, and not only am I your mother, I'm also your manager. Let's get this bread. Okay, shedid that. She did all of that. Not only that, but she alsoalmost lost a leg as a child. She was diagnosed with a phone tumorin one of her legs and because of technology that time, she wasn'tit wasn't advanced as it is now. was unclear if the tumor was cancerousor not, and many people believe that she needed to have an amputation.However, her own mother said, no, Chris needs that leg. One dayshe's going to be strutting down the street. They didn't amputate her legs. She was fine, but she almost lost her leg as a child,but she didn't, and now she's from one thousand eight hundred and seventy five. What computation? She also worked as a flight attendant. No, we'reback on the leg for a second. Chris Jenner didn't fight in the fuckingwar like happened to her. He's too young so I understand what was happeningback she had to say Chris Jenner had polio, that I said he hadpolio, and also she was a bartender. Like bartender, almost lost their legit sounds like a very uncompelling argument. I would think she's made some questionabledecisive decisions recently. She's definitely turned into a cougar. Well, shewas only seventeen when she met Robert Kardashian, so she hasn't always been that way. That's growth. I guess she was reverse. That was that wouldhave been a sugar daddy situation, and now she's a sugar Mama. Isthat what we're saying? This is correct, and we're saying she's better than Santa, because so we have a member an eggs an auxiliary member of theoja trial or Santa Class. I'm just speaking in terms of benevolence, selflessversus selfish. I think it'd be fair to say that's Chris Jenner. ChrisJenner is not shown up on the nicelist. All right, she's on the Nautilist for Santa, so that's a good point. So really, evenentire empire, think about the world we live in. You can't walk throughlife without knowing you. One of the Kardashians is and she made that happen. Can I pitch a movie really quick where someone has the angel and thedevil on their shoulder and it's Chris crankle and Chris Jenner, because that ishow I feel right now. I'm literally picking between good and evil. IsShe a shrewd businesswoman? Yes, that's what I'm saying. You can't denythat. We're not talking about morals here. All right, I think. Ithink Chris Kringle's whole thing is he's a moral person. He he literallytells you if you're good or not, like all morals. There's nothing elseto him. He is just a clayboy...

...talking about morals. Busy as always. We're putting it up to a vote, emily, what say you? ObviouslyChris Jenner. Tala, Chris Kringle. I'm saying Chris Krinkle. HMM,all right, yeah, all right, Chris Kringle. I might have votedfor Chris Jenner if I weren't fighting for Chris Kringle. Next up it'sthe boys. It's me versus Tala, talking about Christopher Heaves. You versusChris Farley, who you're probably wonder right now. I see the faces.No, I doubt he can't. Heave do is spelled HIV Ju, Ithink. Oh, it's Hormon giant Spain from game off. It is gameof thrones. What the funniest dude on all of the game of thrones,the best guy. He's Super Nice. He's like this goddess from the Nordiccountry, got God from the Nordic country. He's just don't recognize gender on thispodcast. That's okay. He just an amazing human being and you wouldtotally want fuck him, and to whom? Me? What's too to he would? He would like look out for your children and be like such anice dude. He's got best of both worlds. He's the perfect husband,Dad, human being. I Love Christopher Hughes you. He was in fateof the furious as just a dude. He was in the fast and furious. That you know. That earns points for you, boy, but weshould pour one out really quick for Chris Farley, a legend taken before histime. Christopher Crosby Farley, American actor, comedian. Wikipedia tells me he wasknown for his loud, energetic comedic style. This is kind of likeI think my debate strategy is similar to when someone says Mary and Webster definesmarriage as during the best man's feed. I love Chris Farley. Have youseen Tommy boy? Have you seen Beverly Hills, Nanda, black cheep,cone heads, SNL? He lives in a van down by the river andhe wants to tell you about it. Wayne's world, Wayne's world, BillyMadison. This is isn't even fair, because we're talking a legend versus justnot a legend. Look, Chrisner, hi Jew he was on the thronesfor four years, which ended in two thousand and nineteen. He hasn't hada chance to do anything outside of that. and May I add, game ofthrones is probably one of the greatest show was of all time mine.So last season he did have an allstar moment already, and he's not evenbeen here for like five years even. I have a I have a pointfor you, Christopher Farley. You guys ready for this one? He wasthe original Voice of Shrek and he did record all of the lines before hedied, and they can guide and he couldn't be Shresk. Holy Shit,I'M gonna open it up to a vote...

...right now and I would like tojust say Tala, this one hurts me to just kind of Dukey on youso hard. But I love Christopher hives, you like. He is incredible,he's sweet, he's funny, he is Norwegian, which is cool.I'M gonna leave it up to our other panelists to vote. Who Do youthink? Chris he drew? Chris Farley? Think about Shrek as like a completememorial of Chris Farley. Maybe we'll do it different, I don't know. My votes for Farley, is all I'm say. Harley, it's easy. It's Chris Farley. Another case of Christopher Lloyd Duncan on some new kidon the block. That's yeah, it is the same. It is.It's legacy versus potency, which is tough and it also sounds like a Viagraad. You can't even believe it, folks. It's emily versus me.It's Chris Angel Versus Criss Cross. All righty, you can go first,but I'm surprised that we're going against each other on this one, because Iknow how strongly you feel about cross angel. Listen, I'm fascinated, I'm fascinatingneeded by this weird magician man. But that's not the point. I'mtalking about Criss Cross. You might know them from their song jump jump.They're a hiphop due out. They were twelve and thirteen when they release thatsong. So Criss Cross is made up two children. They did go ontour with Michael Jackson. I know that might be rough now that I thinkabout their ages. And then, Oh, they I had an epic follow upafter the Oh, they were on tour with Michael Jackson for six years. I didn't do a lot of criss cross re search. I'm worried forthese kids. Wait, died at thirty four. They're dead. They're dead. Wait, I just kind of thought it'd be funny if I had to. Chris has its angel is a slimy piece of shit. I please speak. He has such dedicated things that he does for his entire craft that he'sbeen in the hospital so many times because of it. Hold on, that'snot a cool thing, ability to be injured in a workplace accident. Tellyou what, Chris Angels Still Alive. Crisscross died for their fame, orone of them did, or maybe both of them. I don't know muchabout crisscross. If we're going to closing arguments, I just want to leaveyou at this song. was that every elementary school dance or Jim Class orchurch take walk event? Good, good Lutheran girl. Yep, that's me. Actually don't know who Chris and duel is still, and so my voteis going to go for Chris Cross. Don't try to compare us to anotherbad little fad. I'm the MAC and I'm bad. Give you something thatyou never had. Hello, Pulitzer. My issue with Chris Angel is that, as a kid I thought all of this tricks were real and I waslike, this guy's some magician. And then there was that one video thatcame out that exposed all this tricks. Since that he was a lie.Tell this brings me my next question. Do you think that all magicians,you think they're doing real magic? Not...

...just wait, yes, come on, is you believe magic is no, don't believe magic is real, butas a kid I did, and Chris Angel lied to me. You don'tbelieve in magic. All magicians lie to you? Lie. Yeah, Iknow, but he was the first one. There we're pitting a liar versus yourelementary school assembly song. I've flip sides. Who and I am nowon the side of Chris Angel. I know you guys loved everything I saidabout Chris Cross and my lack of knowledge. I'm putting my vote for then.This is wild Chris Angel Mind Freak. Oh Yeah, saying with crisscross,Tala. All right, I'll go with Chris Angel for the sake ofit, because he's not beating he's not beating out the next set. anyways. Next up, welcoming Tala and Claire to the ring. Who We're talkingabout? Kristen Bell and Chris Evans. All right, look, Claire,I hope you're paying attention. Okay, black, I don't even need aneed to convince you, because all of you already know the awesomeness of KristenBell. She has all our lives. Ronicka Mars is like when we werein kindergarten and and like first grade, and she has been just killing it. She's got a great husband that she does funny shit with and she's gota great kid who like makes camemeles and bunch of places. She was onthe good place. Recently. She's been all like a million and ten thingsthat have been amazing people and told me the awards, and she's also likethe most genuine, nice human beings you will ever meet. Um, Ireally do have a lot to say about Chris Evans, other than he's likethe reason that I'm okay with Marvel superheroes. He's beautiful and I don't really havemuch more to say. Kristen Belle deserves this, the word, honestly. Let's put up to a vote, y'all, this one seems pretty openand closed. Yeah, it's Christen Belle. It's Kristen Belle. Well, Talla, keep those engines running. See if you can do a repeat,because it's you versus em. It's Christopher Walkin and Chris Pratt. Obviously weknow him from many mini, mini films, such as catch me if you can. He's also in Hairspray, y'all. He's in walkings and Harris Right,yes, he is. He is the father. He once worked asa lion tamer in a circus when he was sixteen years old. Y'All,you know what Chris Pratt did? You with in Draffic Park, and hetamed dinosaurs. No, that's a character. He didn't do that, but ChrisPatt is the funniest dude on team. Like the movies right now. Allright, you talk about marvel. I watch marvel for Chris Pratt becausehe is a funny dude and guardians of...

...the galaxy is probably arguably one ofthe better marvel movies out there. At Evans given me a weird look onthat. Yeah, my face is that. You sound like the worst tender bioI watch. I like to watch marvel movies because Chris Pratt is likeso funny and I think he's like really cool and like guardians of the galaxywith the tree in it. I love that with the tree. Okay,but he's also been in more serious movies, moneyball. He was in that,which is a good rainy ball. He's in money ball. I'm learninga lot. I think you're missing a point that's really important about Chris Pratt, and it's parks and recreation. Yeah, you I'm saying. Christopher walking wasalso in Batman returns. All right, y'all, we're putting it up toa vote, Chris Walking or Chris Pratt. You know where emily stands. We know where Tala stands. Claire Chris Pratt. Claire's pick Chris Pratt. I Pick Chris Walkin. Yeah, we're in a tie. Gang.Who Do I need a call? I'm calling. I'm calling my roommate,Alex. She's an expert on this and she honestly, I have no ideawhich one she's going to pick, so this will be interesting. Hey,good, everything's great. I'm in the middle of a debate right now.Is Hoping you could settle it super quick. WHO's your favorite? Chris Christopher Walkingor Chris Pratt? Chris will walking? Oh Yeah, thank you so muchfor your time. Get back to your do like that was a toughone. It's Chris Walking, y'all, and she was not pleased to answerthat phone call. Wow, here we go. This is the last ChrisMatchup. These are new Chris has. Before we start killing our darling.It's Chris Hemsworth versus Chris Christie. Did that. I should have literally notone good thing to say about Chris. Christie's putting them on here so wecan just roast his stupid traffic blocking ass. He's the one person on here thathas Chris in both of his names. Damn, that's true. That's Iwill say Chris Cross is time Chrismas Extreme Chris I have. He's fromNew Jersey, he is old, he is white, he did not beatDonald Trump, he's a loser and also, he is from New Jersey. I'mlooking at a bunch of pictures at Chris Christie's pants and it's pretty wild. You all this dude's built like a hamburger. Let Me Tell You aboutChris Hemsworth, Aka the hottest man alive ever. Hey, rum have youguys seen Chris Christie and baseball pants? Oh my God, m r serious, I would like to say Chris Hemsworth is very hot. One, he'svery nice to he's very Australian. Three,...

...he is really funny in Thor andthe new ghostbusters, which I haven't seen. I think Chris Hemsworth isa great Chris. I think Chris Christie did a lot of bad stuff,but I do kind of feel for Chris and his pants. Yeah, basedon like, which person you would you would lick, it would definitely beChris Hemsworth. So I would that's it's worth. Yes, I think that'smy new criteria for all the CHRISMAS. Oh Yeah, okay, so let'scall this one a done deal. Yeah, all right, this one's a donedeal. It's Chris Hemsworth. Talk about Chris Christie ever again. Y'All, we're getting into the major leagues. Now we're going Chris Rock, ChrisLloyd, let's Party. Doc Brown, we love him, we know him. I'm still in for Chris Rock. I'm going for Chris Rock. Whowhich one are you going to pick? Come on, Oh my God,could be me? Do A churse rock voice. NOPE, good trick Y'A. allmost got me there, but think about mar yeah, it's not.I'm thinking about maddy mighty mcfly. No, we're not. Love Him, Ilove him, but we're still Chris rock is yeah, yeah, Chris, I can see. All right, welcome to the final four. ChrisRock is going on our list of top for Chris's n wow, coming onnext this this one's going to be tough. It's two fat men that everybody loves. It's Chris Kringle and Chris Farley's really I'm sorry, Claire, youmade really good point and I'm really proud of you. Chris far really onyour list. What's interesting is I think outside of the box, but Ithink I got cold. Chris Barley just because Shrek. It got sad.I think Claire Pigeonhold herself a little bit by just making it the whackass gingerbearded motherfucker in that one after school TV special and not the idea of Santa. Yeah, lesson learned on that, but I kind of stand by claimation. Like I like it and like sounds like sexually. Yeah, yeah,it never makes me feel good, but I keep watching it. But YIKES, what? So that's gonna be Chris Bartley. Sure, Taala. Whatdo you think? I want all at all away? Oh No, notfarley. Okay, Chris. Y'All, we got some SNL alum so far. Fifty percent. It's quick. Chris Rock and Chris farlane seeing what wevalue as a team. Well, this will be interesting division. Our nextmatchup, it's famous magician and famous lovely woman. It's Christen Bell versus ChrisAngel. Oh, Christen Bell wins over Chris until. Are we kidding?Yes, Rog hided it all right. This is our last matchup to decidewho fills out, who joins Chris Rock,...

Chris Farley Kristen Bell in our topfor it's Christopher walkin versus Chris Hem's worth HMM. I still vote Christopherwalking. This might be tough gang. He's a legend. We're not goingoff of looks here, yeah, we are. Who Do I want tolick more? It's Chris Hemsworth, not your Super Walk Listen, I betif you lick Christopher walking he tastes like a cigar. I just feel likethat. I've been Chris Hemsworth tastes like cocoa, butter and dreams. I'mvoting Chris. I'm not because I want to lick one more. That's notmy criteria, but purely because ers for walking. His legend and pulp fictionstands to be one of my favorite movies. I'm going to I'm Hemsworth, baby. I got it to it walking. Tala I was is going Hem's worthout first, but I'm like walking would be so fucking cool, likehe's just he just exudes coolness. All right, welcome, you got mewalking. So now I got to call someone else. It's a tie andI need to call someone whom I know has no opinion on either of those. I'll call my dad. Why are you talking to? Just come up? Yes, my passion for her. Hey, Dad, you are onspeaker right now I want to know. This is to fill out the fourthmember of our final four for the famous Chris has. It's down between Christopherwalking or Chris Hemsworth. Who is your favorite Chris Walker? You heard it, folks, it's walking. Our Final Four is Chris Rock, Chris Farley, Kristen Bell and Christopher Walkin. Thank you so much, Dad. Loveyou all, love you, love you do. Oh yeah, okay,coming in clutch, y'all. So we just spoken. We did it thefirst round of choose your fighter. Our top for famous Chris has. It'sChris Rock, Chris Farley, Chris and Bell and Christopher walking. Thank youso much. For the sake of it, can we pick a number one realquick, because I just want to say here some bell deserves that's tosay, I was gonna say I'm number one. No, no, Ijust want Christen Belle to beat number one. I would like to say choose myfour. Ended up in the top four. Okay, putting Kristen Bellversus Christopher Walkin, like what's who wins? It's Christen Bell. We're not goingthat for y'all. It's the top four, Christen Bell versus. Whoare the others? What we like going by Christ. That's the next thingwe have to ask. If I could take anything away from this experiment,it's at the best Christ in the world isn't even named Chris. Thanks forjoining us. I've never is the end of choose your fighter. See younext week. Who Was Bobby? And...

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