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Episode 9 · 1 year ago

Episode 9: The One Hit Wonder Reunion Tour

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

The first concert in a post-COVID world has to be short and bring the hits. Good thing we've put four one-hit wonders on the bill. This one is a tear-jerker folks, each of our hosts has a sob story, but only one of them cried so hard they had a nose bleed.

Hel This is Evan from the presidentwith a quick note to even from the past the episode you're about to listen tois actually the fourth episode we ever recorded, but due to some unfortunatecircumstances, it was lost to time until now, just God'cause we're takinga little bit of a recording break. So we can, you know, live our lives andour special guest Clare can prove across the country. So in the meantime,here's our episode on one hit wonders. Hope you enjoin it t Sur. Welcome, choose your fighter, a debatepot cast that takes everything from cerial mascots to colors of the rainbowand places them in a tournament to find out which four belong in our fantasytop four myname's Evan Akinson and I am joined by my wonderful festival,headliners, emily, Waam, hey. This is where my job has become my passion andnow it's part of my podcast and Tallus online. You KNOWSO The for time. We'vedone these openings and I still don't have a good one and reintroducing our super specialfour peat returning guest, its Claire Milbourne, I'm really honored to be onsuch a wholesome family. Oriented pucast this ones forthe kids, if you're going to bring your kids into the family room, you're allgoing to gather round e, fireplace and loosing to a podcast in silence, it'sgoing to be this one. Today we are talking about one hit, wonders it'smusical acts or bands, they're, really just famous for one song, and wethought, let's book a reunion tour with four of these bands. We have to figureout what four one hit wonders are going on this reunion tour. What for one whowonders could sell out a reunion tour? I don't know if any of them can, but Iguess we'll figure that out some of my things. Definitely cansome of some oftolespics I've seen live. If that helps so kicking t off, Tala is starting out.Actually it's taller and emily. It's the NACK and Venessa Carlton. I just say something: Real, Quick Thiis one of my fondest memmories Otala. When we made a playlist in our collegehouse and Tos an Ya, I've got the perfect one tor this playlist con uplike. Let me cee it up an Kis it up an a thousand miles taller. Every time a thousand mileswould come on. Would just captain Morgan Mount this dirty brown couch andjust scream the lyrics at the top of his DN NNN N N, making my way downtownII o have e sit'Snot the right Rit? Okay, I never said I'm good at singing orunderseeing rhythm or or beats, or any of that this is going to be a greatepisooe. Don' think L 'cause it was Copyrightin all right. He couldn't seethe exact thing he hadtert little bit off. That's true! If I can make arequest, this all has to be fair use, so either you have to sing the lyricsof the song incorrectly or you have to immediately tell us how you feel aboutthe song afterwards to make sure it's criticism. Yorat falls UNDERFERYAN,anything underneath three seconds te eded it. So that's a thousand miles byVenessacarosan Masa and that's my Charona by the NACK I'd like to pointout. I don't know about the rest of the songs that yelling Bringo, I M, I'mexcited to see what else comes out of this, but this song has won a gramy award.What other songs? Yes, it is gram Ya award for Song of the year. Also, whatSong can you remember from your childhood like third grade fourth gradeall throughout everybody knew the...

...larics to Thison, and also, I reallydon't know I feel VNESSA carton did put out an album. Maybe possibly I neverdone that deep, but he did tbe heard about this cause. Wedon't care. If she put on wor music, CNNACKLY Venesacarton has released an album thata thousand miles fits on, and wouldn't you know it, every single song on thatalbum has almost the exact mpnorit with just different lyrics. So I think thisis not only the quintessential one hit wonder song. This is the quitecentralBenessa Carlton Song. This is, I would argue, the only Meneeaf Carlton son,based on all of her others, on also, I feel like so many people have coveredthes song at this point, like the amount of people that would just idelpethis song out during a live audience or something every ike a would just. Itwould be bon. I think it would be fun, something that I just realized now isif we are booking a tour of four one hit wonders at most twenty five minuteConsei, I an no more than that, whoever whoever ends up in this hot for Heisthe opening act for another man, like all four of them combined, are theopening act. It's like the one hit wonders, and they all show ut and doeach of their famous songs, and then it goes to Kentr Lamor POSTCORONA concert.This is the first one that they're allowed to do, because it's only twentyfive minutes and not that many people show up well. This is why I think thatthe opening act should be the neck. You might not know who the knock is it'snot the first band name that comes to your mind, certainly not, but you doknow the song my charona right. You do know that song and it'll be it'll, cometo surprise t most people. That Sharona is a woman's name Wel for theWOK. I don't know just Neven'r really thought of it that way, just IV neverin hold on what do you think it was no just to catchy frene the body pmyToyota pumpumit Wasalabout, a car. His song came about in Nineteen, seventynine and it was an international number one hit. So you know I just feel prettypassionately about it. While I might not feel as passionate about it asTalli does. I still think it's a worthy one. Hay Wander to talk about and bringinto my finto my floor Anjurin, the making of Michael Jackson's thrilleralbum, Quincy Jones aspired to include a rock and roll inspired song in thevein of my Sharona Jackson, subsequently wrote beat it in Wikipediafor Mitaonothere's, Asection, titled Legacy and just about all of theselegacy pieces tied to my Cherona are very problematic. Figures such asMichael Jackson, or in two thousand and five. The song gained some attentionwhen it peered on the playlist of US President George W Bush's ipod duringthe twentyd Twenty Corona Iris Bandiat Pressgott Niles released aperity ofmysharona tile mycorona. This song comes up, I think, every fifteen yearsas a grim reminder of some of the darkest times of humanity. My sherone is the only song on thislist that I paid a dollar and twenty nine cents for on Itunes to purchase,because I do like this song very much Hawking Abou, a a person coming out orone of one of these artists coming out on the stage and just belting out oneline. What like, what is Goin to get the crowd hiped up right away? That'sinteresting that you put it like that tol, because if you sing one line, themost famous part of a thousand miles is the piano rif. It's not the lyrics. I'mGOINTA put this one up to a vote 'cause. I am very curious to hear what you allthink. We know what tall is thinking. We know what Emily's thinking Claire.What do you think is my Cerona or a thousand miles, or rather than nackversus than Essa Carlton. I'm struggling with this one M, I'mstartling to separate myself from my...

Bot. You know well, this is actually not an objectivepodgast. I think they'll, five, no okay, then, in that case I just feel like.Yes, my Sharuna is more ICARNING. Everyone. Every generation knows thesong, whether they like it or not, but I just have such good warm memory, OComr Sthmil, like tolelittle, gangly body dis it on acouch. I think I'm going to have to choosethat one an made him sound like Gumby O, I I mean I voted for Mycerona Clarevoted for a thousand miles. We need to break this tie. I can get a roommatereal, quick. If I eed a roommate clair drive one of your roomate I need you isneed airme, Haon, seven from the Presdent again we recorded this backbefore we hade fancy microphones and you couldn hear Claire's roommate graceat all. So just trust me. She said a thousand miles. You Thousand Miles Arlright you all Thenessa Carleton is moving forward to the semifinals. Whois she going to go up against this next round? Tis coun be interesting, ClaraHope, you're ready to fight hard. It's me versus Clare. It's metro stations,shake it versus fountains of wains Stacy's mom, shake shake shake shake Ou,so that's that song and founds away for those o n familiar stacy's mom has, Idon't know anything about metro station. I've recently found out the're inemovand. Can you believe that shake? It is a song that it hit about when I wasin seventh grade. I had just moved across the country. I moved from Colorado toNorth Carolina State that I thought was next o Pennsylvania, because that's theway it was won the monopoly board and when I moved to North Carolina recess,everybody KINDOF had their little cliques. Everyone would hang out, but Iwould sit alone and I would read, I would read the Hunger Games trilogyin the corner of the yard by our the big tree at our middlesschool and everyday. Nood would talk to me and then my my now roommate my best friend Alex shecame over to me and I was reading the Hunger Games catching fire and she said.Has Anybody caught fire in that book? Yet, and I said that's not what it'sabout and shake it came out around that time and it's, I think it's a reallyfun song. I didn't really listen to it. Much metro station didn't do much else,but I could see them being a part of a worked tour which makes me feel likethey are concert material, it's fun to dance to that Song. So I don't have asot sorry for you guys, but that's all I had. I don't even like this Bo. So Ido have facts. Soh You might remember. SUCY's Lom has got it going on. The son was insfired by a friend whothought that Adam Schlsing, Shinr, don't n, say his name. Rustean o PASino, Adam Shasinger rip died of cobed. In March this thes song was Inspie by afriend who thought that Adam's grandmal was shot. Sorry on Omogain, please not STAC ONO!Well, I mean yes, Adams, gramarm WWHATI, her mom's name is stacey and then it'sstacy's mom. So then is Adam's grandma as mongs sacy and stacy'ss mom. HisGertrude and she's got banging her wrinkled arms. Okay, The New Yorkersaid that this is the second Casi cugiest song ever written about agirlfriend's parent. Second, after Ms Robtensonvery Meing othe Baon, for itCriti aren't more than two songs written about a girlfriend's parent. Itis the UNOFFIFICIAL THEMESA for northeasern university men's ice hockeyteam. Why? Yes,...

...it's really a nice halking AP anywherthat there's icehalkey. There are ten listening to Stacys Loll preligiously.I'm voting for Cor Stacy and her mom. I go O for Stacy's mom ai have to as welllike I y. Ah, I agree stacys mob rigt emily. I hope you're revenup clairestay warm it's Yaltor up to bat. Next, it's drakebell versus Tommy Tuto. Wait! No! I want to tell me to tongueso bad, um, okay, so Youan R to love MOU to go.First. Let me just give you I'll break you all off a piece of these songs, sothe most famos on Tamituton is eight six, even pie, three or nine slashJenni, which is crazy. That there's a slash in the song title calling overfive I'd like to request: Eight six fie three: Oh nine Jenny. Nine word so title little piece thateight six seven five three and going up against Drake Bell, which I assumed youmeant I found a way tit: Teroun Ha draken asturns out. That is his secondmost popular song. According is spottiby. It has. Ten million plays Um his mostfamous song on spotifiis twenty million place, its called Fuegorleno. I don'tknow if that's about it's IEI'm gonna, I'm going to talk a little bit aboutthis, so Flego, whatever that came out, while Spotifi existed and found a waydid not so you know- and I found away into our heart- I used to go to thisconference. That was in different cities each year and it was theNational Association of Canpas activities and at this place there waslike a little showcase each night of different. Like acts you could book andit could be anything from like you know, magicians too, like familycountry bands to Drakebell, that's right, drake bell and I did see him atNakka in Cleveland, Ohio and Grimdol is the Crossros Teda magician and acountryman. I find a way is not only the theme song too draken Jarsh, but isalso probably the soundtrack song of like my nine and ten year old. So could you g sorry? Could you break usoff copyright non infringing piece if I found a way really quit fanawak perfect? Thank you. So what iconic? Not only in top culture,everybody Ur age knows exactly who drakebell is mostly for his really badacting and his like bad boy. Persona on this TV show, but you know, think badacting hold on. You was really Coolsim that you wa a he's The coolestcharacter on drinking Josh, yeah he's so I modelled my whole life after me,too. I ended up looking more like Josh, but I wanted to be drunk. I think thatDrake Bell is just you know he needed to be on this list more than anythingwhether he wins that's up to you guys, but he needed to be on this list. Clare.I'd love to learn a little bit more about. He sounds like he harassestourists in little Italy, it's Tommy, Tuto and you'll, be surprised to findout. Tommy Tuton is actually two people. No, I ca who makes up Tom. I can see Ili a enradoes't matter, but Al Yo, Marris, two people, there's two white men S, one ofHem Jenny. One of them is name Tom, I think, and the Otheris, not I t ie otfor the other ones. That's like that's e Thel, significant part of them. Okaym this song, EHT, six, seven, five T,...

...nine, nine teen and eighty one sinceeveryone was coming out is with a SOB story. I think I would like to say thatI remember when I got my first cellphone and I wasJ st so excited to. Finally calleexcept fhthat is the saddest story. We'veGoten Tho ot on, but it's pretty much canceledeverywhere because of the Sun. I have just googled Tommy Toton and I I'mpeeping theyre members list. It is two main members: it's Tommy Heath andJimmy James, which is the best name Um James James, also in the band, a guynamed Andy Gotier, which is very fancy, but most importntly, someone names,Steve Fister, there's been so many peop. All these names sound made up VictorCarberry, Mona nads. These alls he's also likepeople try and make up Hornstar Hants, Steve, fister, monanads Terry Nails, Jimmy James, let's, let's boat on thisYol, we an I we're putting it up to a vote. It'me to tone versus Drake Bellgoing drickbell a'm going with drinking dofs. EVILY is even shocked. Right now,okay, one. I think that a lot of people specicially people ar age would show upfor Drakebell. I think Tommy tootone attracts the same crowd as Jimmy Buffetwith much less success. Tommy Tuton does not have a restaurant franchise orBroadway musical google. It I'm going to vote for Drake Bel as well. I'm justgoing to give the upset it strike, fell. Underdog Y ONI DAKES US to come to myhigh school and give an entire festival presentation on like the importance ofarts in schools and was supposed to give away some Eletri tars and teachpeople how to drum and all this kind of stuff, and then he just never showed upafter the entire thing was put together and we were all standing there and wewere waiting around for Drake Balle and he just never showed up, but ged madeto the assemble yeah I was in. It was like in our football stadium and it waslike an entire festival. Like there was a stage there was like a bunch ofactivities: helike Tiedeye. There was like food and everything, and it wasthis huge thing and like all you could take like a little like mini masterclasses, essentially and Drakebell was supposed to be like giving some of themalong with playing a concert, and he just straight up. First showed up.Where is drake bell at where he's like, I could skip this high school gig. Idon't think he could afford to do that. You know Frd to move forward. The nexttwo match. UPS, I think, are ones that I have no idea which way itcan go. I think they are both so supremely matched I'm so excited. Thisis going to be tolle versus me to icons and somewhat beams at this point, butit's the Bahamen versus Lu Bega. It's who let the dogs out versus MamboNumber Five, who let the dogs, so that's, who let the dogs out by theBahamen and Lubega is this is Mumbo number? So don't you kick us off IAND.Also, if bonus points, Yo could fight out who actually let the dogs out. Ithink that one is still for debay. It's all of us right. We all let the dogsout in our own way. I think that's what they were getting at the Bahamin by theway: Tomy Larfi Oit Etin Angle, rather, nineteen Bahaban, but more memor, TaSlipnot, like imagine. If you're like it's the Bahaan nineteen fucking dudesrush, the State D, also one of the ointout that they released an album intwenty fifteen they're, still going Um and they rewelve total albums of whichzero have placed anywhere on the turt...

...there decidedly of one hit wonder,except for this one song- and we all know this song from our child, who doesnot remember going up to somebody and being like who, who wh? Did you go up to people and say thisyeah and you just wante is anges and me like Hey, who let the dogs out and theylikeplaim to everything this yeah yeah that tracts with your personality. Also an I was like Olet: The dogs outcapitalcapitalism, let the dogs his song, has on an award a grammy for thebest dance. But I mean that's all I got to say I feel like the song speaks foritself or, of course, met, say things for itself Tala. Thank you so much forsharing a little bit about who let the dogs out. I want to give you a hintabout who I think, let the dogs out it's Lubega when he wrote his hit SongBumbe number, that song is Mama Number Fi Lubega from Mambo number. Five isGerman. This whole song was a number one in Germany and the rest of Europebefore it got to the United States. It's wild. He a skeevy, looking Germanman with a pencil, thin moustache and he's got a little bit of Jessica alittle bit of Monica it readas in there. At some point fun fact: It was supposedto be the theme song of the Two Thousand Democratic National Convention,which doesn't make sense, but it especially doesn't make sense becauseit was canceled due to the Clinton Lewinsky scandal, because the Corissays a little bit of Monica in my life and Hilldog couldn't have that she saidLubega get out of my husband's partyg. I know a lot of us have been arguingabout the recency of certain songs like have they really snew album? Could theyif they go on this reunion toor? Could they attract the crowd that you need? Ibet people, probably if they hear the Bahame or if they hear Lubaga they're,like I don't know who that is you hear who lo the dogs I be like? Okay, yourMomo number five, though Youre spucket, Stot, Mabo, number five is in the newsrecently. I don't know if you caught this but Lubega tweeded. I guess thisGerman Scatman has a twitter account and he says that if they find the curefor corona virus, I will release Mambo number six. If that's not something tomake people wash their hands, and I don't know what itis one to three fourfive six we could have that we don't know what comes after five there's aton of numbers, but not that many lyrics. I would book Rmeber Sebega onthis tour just because of the promise of a teas of Mamba Number six, it's theforbidden, Mombo. You don't Kn w how to dance to it. I I don't think it belongsin this reality. Honestly, I think that Mombo number six transcends allrecorded. Sound itrec transcends his domension Mambo numer six, you cansmell it. Imagine the amount of female names that Coul be included. MambaNumber six, I would argue mon the number sixis much more gender inclusive,I think Mo by number six is going to be Angela and Pamla and Jessca and Tinaand David and Stephen and Ronald and David's back like. I think it could bereally good. So, while you were talking about all the women in that song, I dida little bit of diging myself and I aswho e did let the dog now allrightand- and I found this- that there was a whole documentary produced on this.They filmed a whole documentary. They said the song is actually based on atrip cinadadiand song, where they, this song actually just means who le thesedisgusting men out at a party. So it's all about t the dogs at AE partyyeahthough up here in my notes: Tola...

...did we or did we not want someone tolet the dogs out, because I am still confused about that. So I'm Glod youanswered not for me inclear oright. We are going to put this one up to a vote.It's Lubegas Mamo number, five, one, two three four and who let the dogs outby the Bahamen who let the dogs, so I'm going to put it up to a vote Clare.What do you think definitely going to go with he malpne number five overthere, I'm going to go with Moma number five. Clearly, because sometimes when Ihear who let the dogs on it makes me a little angry just because of howoverplayed it is. But MOMBO number five still has like a good beet. You knowit's still got me going and I'm in it forao number six, maybe having my namein it. You all get ready. This next match up is going to be just as intenseI'm sticking around, but I want emily to come up to fight me. It's Laru versus Gota, it's bulletproofversus somebody I used to know. Obviously close of these had to be on Islace, yescorrect. Obviously you wanto give us a little a little snippy Gotier, somebodythat I used t and Laruse bulletroof its this Dambe be i'l. give us a little bitabout why you chose Gotier, a guy who looks like Adam driver's, less famous cousin, so he's a Belgian boy who lives inAustralia and Um. He Wa has been writing songs for a very long time. Hewas actually in another band called the basics. Avenge Seven Fe have releasedfour studio, albums and numerous other titles since two thousand and two, buthave we ever heard of them? No, not at all so goutier. I think he obviouslydeserves to be on this list. I mean somebody that I used to know liketotally all of two thousand and eleven was based around this Bab. I justreally want to have this quick story in support of of somebody I used to know 'cause sh. She brought up this goodpoint that a lot of these like secondary artists, we created the songin their own persion, Peter Hollans did one and it was the anthem for theMuslim community in New Jersey, because we couldn't listen to instrumentsbecause you know like they're, all band y Musslim things like you hear, with yourthe guitar or whatever Loos in n, O drums or band guitars aband, all TuAtso Peter Hollands. He makes all the noises with his mouth Si he recreatedthe song all using different noiss, a not like. I don't know like Pentatonics.You know how they do like the noises in their mouth. There's got to be a wordfor that. I don't know the word. Is I SLIPP in my mind it's without CapallaJesus, I coapella, okay, Oh that's! It yeah that souns right Ti of occapelCOPPARD, making noises liket Acapella is wild inoyufive years that you nevertold me, you couldn't listen to yeah. I know that's exactly what I was about toE. WE. We can talk Abou Thi, quick. The Way I woel listen to music of the kids.Well, I didn't listen to anything. I listened to thisminecent Carl TomosaKid and simple plan, and then my parents shut it off because they werelike a what Noi. I it sains musing, and so I didn't listen to music forlike four years of my life and then in middles, O o was Ike. Really depressingis Hin iesnplike killer si or something in my life m. So at night I would sleepwith one headphone in my ear against the pillows o. They wouldn't see that Ihad hadphones in and I would listen to music that way, and I wasn't until ofhigh school hat, I started to get into music again Andso I was driving aroundtown, I'd, have my radio blasting and then I', like five onutes before I getclose to Home Ihae to shut it off just in case. So, like page perfect, isliterally perfect and if that's not...

...cultural influence across the masses,then I don't know what it is and that's why somebody that I used to knowdeserve to go through. That was very powerful. It was deeply religious H,we're all talking a lot about the year. Twenty eleven and Tingis bullet proof,the song I'm talking about Laru's, most famous song is released in two thousandand Nignt, but she won e gray for it. In Twenty, eleven she's got stayingpower like two year late, saying power, which I don't know if that fits withthe grammy rules hat here we are but Lru wil. Think probably my firstcelebrity crush ru looks as though she's a wheesleychild otsome like hollow eyes. Yeah, there's nothing behind those. She lookslike if Hale Williamsl was a rope. I guess I I Starli Jo Hanson' youngersister that didn't really get Pao. She looks like if makelmore was more of alesbian. I think Kate Mkennan could really play Leru very well. Oh yes, Iknow. I said this last time and I I e kind of regretted it when iws listeningto it again, but ISI been wasting his time right now. Tiin tallest storiessold me. I no tos, Toray's, really good, don't etit myself out. I guess, but I would just like to say I would. I wouldgenuinely see a little route now ontour. I would, I wouldn't see, go Ta intwenty elevenr. I did have thes story, but, like bullin proof is like such asuch ting power absolutely to and also I think, pitch perfect sings bulletproof all right. I'm putting this one up to Avot Youall, it's Lru with bulletproof, vorses go TA versus Somebodylru with bullet proof, vorses go TA versussomebody. I used to know so I'm going to go with somebody. I used to knowClaire your o somebody I used to know for share as much as it pains me to set. SomebodyI used to know is moving on to the semifinals, but even I will have to saythat was an incredible matching. Thank you. It was very important that thosetwo went up against each other. Also now that Larus out of the game, there'slike six of her other songs that I probably had saved on spotify, I I donot think she's a Winni onter I genually enjoy lru and also listen tothe tilet creator. Remix of automatic driver at kicks ASS. It's like the IceCrean from nyea Ova, Wiin, yeall right. Our next match up. It's Oh Talas,bringing up the big guns, Claire You're, going to have to work hard for this one.It's Venilla ice versus meredith. Brooks I ill break you off a littlepece. U Of Vanilla. ICIS must famous Song Ice Ice Vavy I and I'm going to break you off a littlepiece of Meritit Brooksis. I don't know if itcurse on this Punkin Bitch, I'm aLiaso. This song is from one tousand, ninehundred and ninety seven theer. We were all born. I think that this song isgoing to give you really like late nineties, early two thousand femaleartist bides. My favorite thing that I learned about this song. Mariitbrooksopend for the rolling stones in Argentina and the crowd became reallyviolent, demanding that the stones start playing. They were so lad thatMadis broks was on the stage they threw rocks and tampons on her and theybruised her eye with rock of the TAMPO. I don't know the next day she came backon wearing Argentina, Soccer Jersey and the crowd once again became so violent.Geminding that the rolling stones come on stage than she took her shirt offand she threw it Athim and she walked offstage iconic she's, an archetypeshe's a bitch. Thank you. Look, I'm just going to say I'm in to keep itshort and Ximple number one in the: U S...

...number one in: U S rap number, one inAustralia number one in can two in Germany number one in Youzean numberone in UK certified platinum. I did you really need to include the number twoin German you, like seven number one countriesyou like number, six and sweten. I feel like the be the beginning. If so iconicit comes on, and everybody's, like n Kow nod it tollow a's interesting, isthe beat, is icotic because it's another song it's under pressured byQueen Yeah. They settled out of court, so keep it oun of gear. Ok, I'verevealed this a little bit earlier in the Podgast, but I have seen one ofthese artists Vemilla ice performed at the North Carolina state, fair him asewing competition and like three seven hundred pound cows being weighed to seewho's the heaviest but vanilla ice came in and he played ton of metal songswhich is wild. I guess he's now: a metal artist look soonse night, setnight sesog night Wa shouldn't I Ithoughti renow murderer should nighyes, shuld nigt plays into the story of Biis Baby Shouldi apparently helpedwrite the song ice ice baby, but received no credentials zero. So SeStrugnih shoniht sent his bodyguards over to the songwriter for this song.He almost died for this song. Just remember that when you vote on it allright, I'm putting this up to a vote, vanilla ice with ice. I Bet verses, Mer,Ima, itch I'm a father, I'm a son. I A daughter, I'm a sister and up play partof me and pretty torn here e. You really did a muching story about how mycompany really got you to see Eveniso O tat. You know t something notable to me,but the other part of it is that I really don't like thatijust, reallydon't like iyeize baby, so I think I gotta go and you know the ardentinianUm story really threw it over the edge for me. So on a voat for the bitch, Iwant Ta vote for Vanil ices based on the power of ice ice baby is a song. Ilove that song, but we're making a tour of one hit. Wonder Inja rap is enoughof a hit to make Venia Isa too hit wonder I'm going to disqualify vanillaice based off of the teenage munitaturals too secret of the Es TienSong Ninjarap, it's Amiart at Brook. What's th next, twenty thanks for theset up, Emily Talla welcome to the Thunderdome it's Jaquan versus Chris Cross wife. Chris comes back to Hontas Yn. Iwas over Chris Cross as soon as Youre notinhim. Once you shall not do ittwice tall I'm about to blow your mind. Chris Crosses two people Ron, thepodcast, where I droppe that knowledge bus Ingo first coss tw, the I'll, giveyou a reason that you don't have to even make a decision, because I don'tknow if you know this, but Jekuan Jauan sings, tipsy everybody in the club in s he's the definition of a one hintwonder because this man disappeared. I'm not talking about like Oh yeah, noone's ever heard it like. Where is he now Blah Blah Blah H, blah? No, hedisappeared y people reached out to his reccord lagl. It was like where, likewe havenin hear from Jaan an like forever like Wewat and then, like fourmonths later after the record lael tried to get a hold of jquan. He waslike yeah fine. He looked straight up disappeared. Hesays that he's lived Alife. That would be too gritdy for some adults to handle.So who knows what he got into during...

...that o? I think he got into the plot ofGary Palson's. Hatchet, like it sounds like it sounds like Jaquan was just like ina plane crash fighting a bear in the woods for about a year yeah, it's abrainblast, fer yoall hatchet. Remember just Pu Hatchit out of the dumsom ofthe room with thyou, can't say that if you put that on everybody in the clubwouldn't be getting tipsy you're issing, everybody in the club would be jumpinglike, like Chris Cross jump, Jup jump, I make you, L podcast could see my jaw on theground right now. Whatever his name was, you said he was eighteen correct. Well,Chris crossed they were twelve and thirteen. When this hit came out Okythey were out there as Kins put it out a hi disappeared. Afterwards, one of emdied afterwards. Okay Nol, how faltering E at not a cool one of ToleChris Cross, have been mentioned or brought into songs with eman m doctorDray, two Pak and methodmen. All of them have put out sones mentioningChrisco. That's how hype Thi Stong is that the literal lords of Ra have put A.I am going to put this one up to a vote. We have a twelve and thirteen year old,it's Chris and Chris from Chris Cross. You know there son jump versus Jquan, tipsy anverybody in theclub G, this habeen one of the most emotional episodes Claire's father, was Chris from Criscrofs. I think I'm going to stand by what Isaid at the beginning, which was that I will not vote for Chris Cross again,although I did do it one time that was my one vote for Kriskas Imon. My Vote Claire gave her vote to Jakuan, I'mgoing to give it to Jakeuan too. Honestly. I was a big champion forChris Cross early on, but we need to keep this baby moving and I'm going tosay it's time. Everybody is getting tipsy. Take a SIP for Jakuan this one'sgoing to be a little bit heated. It surmix a lot versus the weather girl,Snifpin of BOT songs. It's raining men by the weather, girls, it's raining andSir mixelods baby got back. It's pump. Its raining. Men is ranked in the onehundred greatest dand songs. What more could you want in a song besidesincredible sound effects that have to do with nature, seventys, dance, musicand Mother Nature? As a single woman, King of single women, I am representingSir mixelont's baby, got back a song so powerful as a one hit wonder at it gotanother billboard top five. Almost twenty years later, interprolated byNickaminage Annaconda, Sir mixilot wrote an entire song about thesebeautiful sauce pillowy sand dudes boots without nipples thesecool parts on Everybo tallothinks butt are the funniest thingin the world. Much like most of America when they made baby, got back a number one hat sawnfor maybe u back them. Lauhing to her, I cother girls Queens. The baby gotbackeri'm. GONTA TOMABE got back family had to take a break from crying forthat, but it looks like Sir Mixolat is moving forward to the semifinals of ourhit concert. Toor...

V, another nose, bleed, Emily's brain is falling out because itis t good in the first round of the semifinals. I travelled a thousandmiles just to get here. It's Venessa Carlton, Verses, fountains of RainClarenttala, which Yall got t shit, 'cause you're, talking about a tourright of what Wat o the Torfu and travels thousands of miles granted.This tour with one hit wonders, is going to be within like the same fourcities in Massachusetts like we're not making it a thousand miles. Okay. Sowhat's the Voo yea, I still think that DC's mom is going to briomore moderatecrowd than a thousand miles, and I miss what we're going for tits Caroun, atour who is waitin. Why does he have so many fountains? Actually, this thisband had a lot of names before they settled ontoms tel. Give me their twoar antprevious BA names included. WOOLLI MAMMOTH! Are you my mother,Questionmar D, three men who, in standing side by side, have a wingspanof over twelve feet. That is a very small man, thats three smoll men thatis a low bar to pass man right. I'm going to put this one to a vote:Svanessa Carlton Versus Fountains of Wain, I'm going to go with Stacey's mom andyo. If we're trying toframe this as what it sounds. Like we are, which is the opening band for a atour, we don't know who the other act is. I think it's block of Seagals, butas the opening act for this reunion tour as a unit, I would think thatstacy's mom would get me more pumped up than a thousand miles. It would get meready for a flock of seagulls to do their cool thing or Aha ta playtake onme either. One of those is interchangeable. I'm going to vote forfountains of Wan, Stacy's, mom or next round of the semifinals. It's drakebell versus loo, Bega, yeah, Mamanumber five goes Thrgh, so e you're, representing Drake Bell and you'veyou're you're pushing for theleins oit's like what I said earlier. Youknow. Drake Bell deserves to be on the list. He doesn't deserve to be like thelast one standage and, to be honest, I'm still mad that the didn't show upto my hi yeah. I agree: Fuck Drage Bell Claire You down for the movement herefrom Uma Nembe six Monba number sex. I is going to be a song that exists inseventeen different th wavelengths, including visible light. Our next matchup and Malay versus Claire. It all comes down to this. A Battle ofbest friends. It's Gotia versus Meredith Brooks some money. I used toknow again. How are you going to go against Hala's tallest, sweedsweet,sweet story about it and it just like shook shook the world. You know I cahonestly today when I was faging out my line up, I was like Oh shit. Fitch is a good song, didn't go much further than that. Gotiris more personal, so dosn go toe. I'm voting foletion et Yo. This is but nowGartier is glitterly. Just somebody that we used to know somebody we usedto know. Gotier is moving on to our final four Jauan with TipsieSurmix a lot with babies got back I'll, say this tipsy everybody in the clubgetting tempsing, it's O powerful parties on it hits with. I think ourgeneration, especially Sir Mixelan's baby, got back. Everybody knows yourgrandmother knows this because she was mad about it. When it came out have tofill out. The final foour think I want to be in the club and a little thirstyyou hitting a little tipsy, I'm shocked...

R allage voted for Jquan's tipsy isalready no whow, I'm going to vote for it go back. Obviously what are yousurprised? IFHE got back is now tied with Jaquan's tipsy Alex. I need you to vote for the final memberof our one, wonder: tour. It's between Jauan verses, so mix a lots of buttsongbaby got back, I'm going to have to go with tipsy. You heard the traitor herself. TheJudas is scariat living in my own home. That's okay! I appreciate your IMPI'm.Sorry. All Right Alex has spoken. Ourcelebrity guest judge. Returning for like an eighth time. Your final four one hit wonders on atour as I guess the opening act for Aha or another, more famous one hi wonderit's fountains of Waine, Lubaga, gotier and Jauan. What a God damnd mess we'vemade is a four four persent bill that appeals to hmanly Kno one. I cannotimagine a single person who I know: Who's like Gotie Aund Jacuanare, goingto Bethere yeah. Okay, go Tahe's going to play a songthat makes you sat lubegais going to make you want to kiss an old woman.Fountains of Wayne is also going to make you want to kiss an old woman, and Jagn is just here to have a goodtime. Well, if I'd learned anything, it's that butts are like boots with nonipples and Mormons would definitely wear highwasted gens. Thank you forlistening, we'll catch you next week. Why did YOUDRINK MORMON.

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