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Episode 4 · 1 year ago

Episode 4: Sam Jackson Smackdown

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Which Samuel L. Jackson character would win in a head to head fight? Would they see each other and realize they look identical? Would that phase them? How do you spell Haberdashery? We have the answers to a some of these questions in this episode! 

Min's warehouse is a Habardashery,don't challenge me on Hamerd Asheries, Habdshon, no hab, Er d, a sheryAralright Youall, welcome to choose your fighter, a debate, Pie caft thattakes everything from serial mascots to we haven't toped that episode yet andplaces it in a tournament to find out which four belong in our fantasy finalfort. My name is Evan Ackinson and I am joined by my wonderful mophos. It's Tallus online y Tola and I think with Opedi, is moretrustworthy than Harvard and Emily Lamb. I am emily and I just want to remindyou that that Tusslo so and we are joined by former special guests now permanentcohost Clarobern, I made it ih my name's claire and I am after watching five Sinal Jacksonsthe same time, worr that Um he's the only man I'll ever love. So we aretalking this week about Samuel L, Jackson, everybody's favorite, triple named person. That is not aserial killer m. He has been- and I think, the most Hollywood movies out ofany actor. Let's just get into it. Yol, I'm excited to hear what you have tosay so we're narrowing down from R Sixteen Sam Jackson Rolls which SamuelJackson character would win in a fight. It' choose your fighter our first round:it's Samuel Jackson, s rozone in theincredibles versus Sandel Jackson as shaft from shaft. It's emily versusClare, let's find out who's the best. I'm sorry that it's such an unfairfight, but Jushat isgoing to dishyou. Wait, I dot an man, sure, okay, whatare the parimeters of this fight? Real, quick, like Holrysettasina? Tell US I lok we can't it can be anything likeyou can use all your powers were not just like this bi correct. It's Ane, these characters controls iceand you want him to just punch aokay. So shaft is a movie from twothousand a year Um and John Shap, who is a New York Citydetective who enters the police force to um? TRY TO TAKE DOWN SO stomachracism from the inside isdude is punging people all the time he's h likehe takes out an entire drug hartel throughout the course of the Middle EanTho spoilers, there's a guy sitting at like a third or fourth story window andJohn Shopters, a basketball and hits them in the head from the ground insane.I don't know this is not a very well for argument. Don't you watch all of these moviesthis week H. I watched this like three days ago. You've done more researchthan any of US feel like okay, so I'm thinking abouthim fighting for I feelike frozen should talk first, I'm going to let youhave your space and then I want to talk about our fight. Well, clar. You said alot of things: Abou, igbig, fist and big bag punches, but you didn't reallymention an emotional side o of your character. You know and froze he's inhe's married he's in a relationship he's got some sort of human aspectsgoing for Hem. You know that e little loviy make you want to connect with hima little bit more hes. A little bit more normal in that sense of like whatyou see a stereotypical superhero to be, but then he's just sitting therearguing with his wife. I can't even win a fight with his wife.He found his supersut baby, he won the fight and then he went out there and hereally won the fight he's like Spiderman, but with like ice. That'sI'm sorry! It was this movie. frozonor wasn't the incredibles 'cause, it seemslike Presiden was definitely a side character. I want to go back to hespierman with ice, because that's so wild, that's true he's Yetyeah. What doyou mean? He like? He uses it to never around using it tolike make people unable to move what happens when the ice melt an it's a whole another issue for you,people it's not only as like being...

...frozen a problem, but like floods,thats te problem so like to go back tote. Incredibles he's like jumpingaround the city, throwin up Y, a bier man stuff no toitstarts with were, is my supersuit. Then it goes into that right rig right!That's the part I wan to focus on because he's got like lhe's got layersof ice all over the city. Now it happens when it mills are we killingpeople like are we involving people that aren't supposed to be in the fightecause? Think there are more people are worried about this fight than just thetwo that are present. You remember that old riddle that people used to tellit's a shiddy riddle, but they're like there's a man dead on the ground of thehole in his chest like and there's a pundle of water. How was he murderedand it's like he got stamed with an icicle. We all know that riddle. Imight have gone to a wack school, but unless people know that there is likean ice wielding maniac out there, like he's just icicling people left and Rigt,with no evidence, we're lucky he's a good guy, John Shopt dos really seekingjustice Ho for the bad guys here. Um Alo Ois so is frozen. Norson SA morecraming people throughout the street t Laht Tala, said WHO's who suffers atthe hands of prozen. This is the entire argument. In the whole movie is thatsuperheroes are bad. The entire incredible movie suffers at the hand offrozone is a teacher one hundred percent who who, amongst you, Rosone,has been under cover. He hasn't been practicing his frozen skills at ar onetime and on sumpd it out of the street destraying DRUGG IEVE and Mura, a Nazisand racist the whole the whole point of the movie as values going after thisracist, privileged White Guy, who killed a black eye like literally a hatcrime in the entire movie, is John Shapt trying to get justice. That'sinteresting that shaft to me seems like Vigi landing, but he is following proper police procedure. He'sgetting witnesses he's putting together an aerotite case frozen alone. Hoily frozen has never once collectedevidence. He just freezes a mother funker and it skates off. When he's Lon e Shat, Shangan, wheelding, Maniac John Shaft is reading, Maranda rat andRozon is just freezing motherfackers on the street. I don't think that's wherethis Wu Groseon, whatever his name is he like is president. You did. You said, fro Thro Osowe see the movie. I haven'tbeen in a long time. I haven't seen incredible too. Yet he at most is justmaking fun of your cash in your sweater. Okay, he's not out there like. Look atme, I'M A tough guy! Okay, you know I wa O O. I pay credibles all rights I'll,let you have it, but I did think that frozen needed to be mentioned, becausenot everyone thinks about Sami Bachand being in a cartoon. You know wwe you're,giving up on frozen. I'm fighting FORROZA. Now, if you'retoo weak, listen, be aggressive, be aggressive. You remember that scene,where they're trying to stop in Jewelri store robbery in plain, clothed andfrozone he's a little perched. He doesn't have any water to do his stuffhe's a sumterfuge to trick a cop into giving him a glass of water that heuses. I guess freezs all the blood in the COP's body barting the fact thathold on we cau discuss this. These two people meet in a fight. Do they knowthey look exactly like I get frozen as animated but like if wehave like shaft going up against Mace Window or whatever or they're just likewait a Mintei. We should talk about this right. I don't think there's onetinll Jackson, character that would think about it. Ocarei I go in twight.He would just be like I we're figted I'm putting this one up to abot kitsfrozon from the incredibles versus Sean, his Wei, his nameis John Shach. Hisname is Penis Panis, this one's going to vot it's frozenfrom the incredibles versus John Shaft penus Penis from Sha H, Claire. I know your Feelin Emily. Idon't know how you're feeling still have you changed your boat or you stickin a frozen, no yeah, I'm sticking with frozen we're talking about fights here,not the integrity of the human. We don't care about integrity on hisbudcast Holla. What do you think Manf integritys going out the windowFROZONGA ice s like Ronso, God ice? Have it? You know what m I'm feeling myboy Frozon, where is by Supersu Froong? Is Mig ben got atout one time duringthis entire conversation we had to sorry. Clare Rozone is moving on allright, our next round, I'm Ginnad Btala...

...and I'm staying here. This one's abattle between we'll say entrepreneurs. This is a battle between men on amission, men who are ready to accomplish something at all costs. Itspressten accored from Comsto island versus Valentine from kingsmen. I'mgetting looks of utter confusion from Emily N Claire. These are twoflictsthat got skip down aound and epreste in pactard he's a FIERCON soinder. Alright,he is literally insane wn A fih. We don't want sanity in here.We don't want people who care about what happend to the end, we won'tpeople who will win at any cost. Ok, they don't Gui Shifor whatth. Whathappens? Af Mig Gishi win the fight. They don't Nag. hitor its whole dealhe's Verosin on his enemyand he's. Like I'm going to die killing this personfor beating this person. Then he does okay, I will own him Presson, Paker anddis in Congscol, island ith. You know Wae dimonds. He died to O takedown KingCog. Okay has fucked that guy, so he goes after Ti with eerything he's got.Pressand Packard is cool. He's an army soldier. It's like Vietnam era. He goesto fight a big monkey and does get squish I'll talk to you guys a little bitabout Richmond Valentine, Samuel, Jackson's character in the twentyfifteen film, kingsman secret service. It's a character that Sam Jacksondoesn't option, play he's a doshy tech, billionaire esentiallyl I yuont belongmusk met, Justin Bieber met Samuel, l, Jackson he's a villain of the moviehe's dominating the world, but I think for a cause that we could be behind. It predates Sanos,it's essentially the same bibe as him, but he is trying to stop lowl wormingby like killing most of the people on the Earth, which is pretty whack, he'ssuccessful. I will say of most movie villains. They don't normally get toaccomplish their plan in this flick. He just does it. Everybody in the worldstarts fighting and killing each other, which is insane T at. I beel like what Valentine breaks. This FY is Ga. Yougot like a disgruntled according Tolla, insane argrmy colonel verses, a man whocan make everybody on the plane at fight each other. At the same time, hestill he's got the button. He can just hit that button and you have every SamJackson character. If we all lived on the same universe, we really need todeal with the same Jackson rolls at some point. How do you beat that easy? It's it's fairly easy to beatthat because one he died at the sight of I he throws up at the side of hisown blood, okay and also go ahead and play that ring Tom that'll. Only hurgepressed him pacterit on he' already wants to kill everybody so like let ithappen. Also Havyou seen a picture of this Guy Polem. He looks he was pretty whack. He lookslike Tangerine. Was a Perpson Oly, a Guy Wearing this wetter, thisvenex sweater? Can we talk about the layers for a second? He has whatappears to be a button down over a venex sweater over annother button downand a pucashelle necklace. He is the ducious man of lie. So my point, is youtold me this Gon Hes beating this guy? You don't tell me this guy is going tolose to this child. You tell me a god by tol as to showing US two separatepictures of Sigll Jackson, which is so wil ylook at how tough thisguy is. Look at this tough guy in just a different outfit. The OSOE problem we're going to runinto a lot I feel like did both of them die whos alive stealth. Both of themdied at the end of their respect. Lot Home died to amassive, inhuman monstersing. King Kong and one of them died. Bedaes somebody through a romotic legat him and pierced him, and then he threw up is his Ilon blood and die. Iforgot that's what happened that is true. He does get stabbed ith aPROSTHEC LEK and he sees his on blood, throws outdies, tht a like piece him, a little bit he'llsee Blin. Is I thrown up dead Valentine's, not cool. We've seen the way he dresses. That'sobvious. I don't know like Aarange, he looks like a creamsicale pushpop. HeDoe Lok Great Lig Clare. This is about who ad been in a fight:...

Q, Teno Ver, soon again, I'm gettingstuck in the whole integrity of the human and I feel about it at all. Intexay hasno place in our battle Roil. I know I know, but I feel like it's interestingthat H, kingsman guy t', one of the only Sam Jackson, characters thatdoesn't like fight for, I guess his good thoughts instead of his badthoughts. INTEENIN teny terms that guy he's the badgarden movingtat's unusual yeah, like his intentions, are bad. Is it o he's an only one? I think hisintentions are good. He's trying to stop Lo warmi. Does hedo it in a pretty whack way? Yes mmtrue, but he does it for noble reasons.Pressent Packard threw, which trying to fuck up a monkey anso about Rudron shsabout the monkey is climate change. You know what I mean King Kong is going toblock out SA. I listen kin, converses Godsilla stillhasn't come out, yet it's very reasonable that that could be the ply based on the fucking last consolatelytPisse Mei was horrible. That hurt me physicall, Gr, N, O got zelopon cast. Iwish it was all right. I'm going to put this to a vote, its press impactor fromconscol island versus Valentine from kingsman tall, and I are still repin ArRespectiv monoks Claire. Are You doing r? So I chose not to look these ones up.I've never seen either O of these movies, I'm going purely off they're,so good. By the way. Okay. Evin really had me a this guy hasthe power to change like to just change everyone's minds with a sound Ling.Much I feel colins enthe sound just makes people violent,which willbe like I much like fil coments od, never made. I bill violent, teoldCollins watched a man die and did nothing have you listened to coming inthe air tonight, but then Tala's got me at the army and the fact at their death.I think that their doest tell a lot about how they would fight noand, so Ithink I'm going to go with Pala's guy. You know. I've also only seen kingsmenin this, but I've really fucking hated that Dudin kingsman. So I'm going tohave to go a Talles guy right aloe. He died by a prosthetic leg that one justreally gets me. Okay, after that round, it is pressant pacard from CONSCOislands. Moving on to the semifinals, it's going to be me and emily it Sam Jackson, in Deep Blue Sea versusSam Jackson in hateful ate cool, so Marcus Warren. He is a bounty hunter.First of all, I think that already gives him a leg up in a fight yeis notonly sneaky sneaky committed, but he also gets the job done. Think he kicksa lot of ass in this movie, but also m apart from being, you know, anincredible Samy J character. He is also a civil war veteran who fought for theunion pretty much he's just the only character alive at the end of it. So hefights everybody there's eight characters in same my boy. It's Russell Franklin fromdeeply sea. It's interesting and you said that your same Jackson is the lastone alive and my same Jackson is the first one to die and that doesn'tnecessarily seem like that would make him tough. But let me talk to you alittle bit about what this man does for the film Samuel. L Jackson PlacesRussell Franklan he's a business man. He is in charge of this undersea labthat made sharks smart. For some reason, this is going to be my second pick, butEvan had already snagged it, which I'm glad I didn't choose it B'cause I thinthis little weak character. Do I want to bring my points in from? No? Ihaven't done mine, yet Idin't Ho on this movie as well. Russens Ryclit in this movie he's notthis strongest Sam Jackson, character, but inn a classic epen move. I'm goingto give you guys a quick sin story really quickly. Deep Lucy was the first R rated movie Ihave ever seen. I saw when I was, I think, t m and the only reason I wasable watching my parents would never let me watch already. The movies wasbecause I went to the hospital with my dad to get aninfusion. He gets monlyinfusions for...

...his very rare Iman disorder and I saton this hospital bable or passed out from the drugs that he has to get everymon, and I was looking through channels on direct T v that the hospital had,and I saw deeplo see what's that about when we find out about it- and I got myseven year old brains, Buckin ship rocks when the scene happened when SamJackson is giving u kick ass speech and then just get it up by shark out ofnowhere I', I give them a break. You off a piece of speech Wigge as a crime. You di Ha water moves fast. You shouldsee ice way. Por Sokal listened to the speech in a while tatst ray you notcrozen. You think water moves fast. You shouldsee ice, it moves like it, has' mind like it knows: it killed the world onceand got a tastes for murder after the AVALANC. It took us a week to climb outnow I don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but I know that seven ofUS survive to slide and only five made it out, which is an interesting flip ofthe speech from Jaws, the best shark movie, where they're talking aboutactual CHIRC attacks. I don't know whe's talking about being on a mountain.We took an oath, I'm breaking that right now we said that we say it wasthe snow that killed the other two, but it was nature is legal, but it doesn'thold a candle to man. He's like I ate my friends. How cool am I I'm ready tofuck up these smart sharks? 'CAUSE? I ate my friends, which is prettypowerful, not many other same jacks, an characters, eat people, but then, whilehe's saying that he's walking next to an open hole in the under sea base, youdo this. Don't do that and that he's 'cause. First, you got to close thishole and then before they clease it, the shark done jumps up and Ed im outof th out of the room. I think that Russell Franklin wins in a fightbecause he has something that no one else has, and that is the taste forhuman flesh there. I want to hear your point of view: okay, really yeah. Sowhen my dad is first diagnosed, I oinge came ou in I n, nine tned andninety Nin great tin. I should say that I did get drunken then I watcheddeeplucy last sight, so eter my notes. While I was Och Alavia, this is basically Gurassic Park.bellish sharks, Tru dressic Shark Gudemon Jaws walked sothat seep Lucy could run but sleee WATC that I GAD A to e could run hold on whyello cool jy is the chef and he has a parrot, but l hi want to do all thetime and it just it felt so reminiscent I road it to me that I was like. Ihonestly think, gratitude e was based off of l cljs character in Lucy M. Iraqcannot edit this outby. The lay this the most important thing. You've eversaid. The next note that I have that this is much worse than Jurassic Part,Comma, very wet. The next point I have is whatest movie. I've ever seen h next point that I have is just weak.So I think that was when Samuel Jackson just got ITT ul, say a Guyafter, theSubmarin ooking in the wettest movie ever Deeplu Sea with San Jackson asRussell Franklin, the businessman who did a cool thing who ate people andthen diate himself verses Same Jackson in the hateful Aight, Oh yeah. This is my character. You didn't een to be him, yet I don'tthink IM, OT, Campi, didnt know: She' started Oremember, he's n he's The acivil war batteran who fight F. He fought for the union, he's the only onethat survived yeah. I'm voting for him he's a Batteaingye, no hapefully forSur Ari Mark Marcus Warren from hentallate is moving onto thesemifinals coming up. Next Taller Clare gets your engines running. It's sand,Jackson from Dihard, N, nine Hunden and ninety five diehard with o vengeanceversus Sam Jackson from unbreakable is two films where Samuel Jackson is indirect competition with gracefilis. So I have to be honest. When I watchedthis movie, I was really angry for almost the entire time so got ready foronce again spoilerlerts. I was so mad because I was like who sept me up withthis character. He sent under his life, injured, slash in a hospital bit. Hehas astio genesis or whatever I said,...

DOTAA- that which means his bones breakreally easy was a story about when he was sevenyears old in a tea cup, ride like Disney world or whatever, and he spinsaround in the seat and breaks all of his bones. Itwasso bad and I was so mad and hespends his entire life trying to find real life super heroes. So he goes outand he causes like like really bad situations like train crashes and plancrashes, so that he can find the one Sol survivor, because he believes thatthe one Sol survivor is going to be the super hero that he find o right. Wehave a neckbeard going up against Tala, which you got zii mother, fuckon names.Let's start right there. His name is Zeus In this movie: Aka, God of Gods.Okay, that's who zoose is, and in this movie it sounds like there's a lot ofgang stuff going down where ye live in and he's really tired. He just wants tonot deal with any of that an so he finking, the vitamis moviegHav Utala, don't quit nor I n't carry on but automatic lad hold on LE. Let'shear about I'm very interested, they find the gun and he manages to fightoff an entire game and wins with a smike ofpedia didn. We copedia tell youthat. Does it change the fact that he did it? Did it tranafact oof an entireGamg by himself also a lot stronger than Youri Banni Lookingu. Sorry, hesbones Ar Brental toipan! THAT'S INCENSATIVE! Look at this weak body asbitch who'se bones, breaking teak up rights! Al Right! You all I'm puttingthis up to a vote. It is Sam Jackson in die, Harvith, a vengeance versus SamJackson and unwakable. We know where tallerstands we know ere Claresands,emily, how you feelbout it you know diehard is like I don't know. I feellike it's. It's more well known, athe SANEWAT's, to see eey Talkus through.Where are we? When is a? What are people wearing what an aring? Are youthere? Well, okay, I like to think that it'smaybe in like a JC penny dressing room, I was going to say Jason Coing, sothat's perfect and they can't find their friend in the dressing roomroomand then the other person gets really mad that they're just like whereand,then they getting a tussle in the middle of the JC penny dressing, room,Bein, a fight at a JC penny, 'cause they're, both looking for their friends,no one of 'em is they cut. I don't know this recently happened to me out a barand I'm still just really abaror a Jacy pity we tan, I even had a bar Ono TamJC penty in that kind of fight in a quick dress, em tin, yeah, Mr Price isnot going to win, but if we're playing a long game fight, I think he's got abig big chance, but Oga potentially he's going to playthat he's like really weak and fragile e Topenny and Talles guy is going to be lake. Mybotgrow, I'm sorry, I feel bad for you and then at Leisyour crise is Goingtamurder, his whole family. That's the thing tie Sam Jackson, an unbreakablehe's he's a billot. He doesn't give a buck. Sam Jackson and diehard is afamily man. I think he has a kid from the thirty seconds that I watched o themovie Zeus is smart. Like is like he nos how to run the streets. He knows.Hat people are up to these smart people that think they run the world n they'reall villain and and like G supergeniuses and whatever this guy'slike I'm running the streets. I know how it works. You can't foll me withwhatever Mumbo Jumbley got going on your head. All right he's like he cutsto the street like cuts. The bullshit out. You know o same remember that OK, based on Mumbojumbo versus Talkingto the streets I'm going to have to go for Mumbo jumbo. Myvote is for a supervillain from unbreakable emily.What da e you had Yi haven't seen either of these movies,but just thinking about what I've learned today, I think I would mostlikely walk away wanting to watch unbreakabll. I actually don't recommendthe movieit's. My least favorite are the ones I've watchd, but I'm going totake that vote. We want O yeahit, wasn't our favorite, but it's the one.We needed job ididn't, so moving onto the semifknols, it's Sam Jackson fromunrakeable, alright, our next round,...

...it's Sam Jackson and pope fiction versus another Terantino film at SamJackson, in Jango, unchains HM. Let the Games Begin Yuknow. So clear. Have youseen both of these? I watched Pol fiction last night at Tra up in the middle of the night, and Iwish I couldn't sleep some. I watched pop fiction en something might not helpme Sleepyeah, it's not a ligt chill. It's like Bob Rocks with guns, so Iwatched theme clips from Jangl and Chane to be prepared because I knewthat was coming Gotcha. So I would like to start this out by saying that COTfiction, I in my talk three movies of all time.Yeah. Absolutely it's incredible. I will get th OT. Their cull fiction isalso top five of me SOTHICES. This is tough. You know jewels Jeles winefred.He is a complex and definite antihero. You know, Heis working for Avil he'sworking for a villain he's been involved in. You know like mob crimesfor a really long time bite he's wanting to get out of the game. This'sjust supposed to be his like his last ride, Hou's supposed to be able to getthis job done in and he's see you later. I don't want to be in crime anymore,I've seen too much sooand. I don't do it anymore and Um Tov the Shiustandingeroles he's such like a strong willed individual that he like shoots,someone and then straightup his leg. I'm sorry did that distract you likethat's just what kind of human who could do that like that man'sdefinitely woned in a fight pick up from there allright this guy might go young gotsome happy energy in fight and that we're remembering right he's not goingto win this by this Tisdo some pulk friction. He doesn't have it my guy onthe other man, you know he has entered had e and a gun kills a lot of peoplein that film, this guy in Jengo. What's his name, Draer Av, an O oeving Stephenis his name heaten tepinner speeve. I he seemed to me like an old he's likean old man. That's like te has fine the ladder, though okay Hees, now themaster's slave in the house, and he becomes the evil villain he's the he'sthe bill a the end. If the movie he's a topt he's a top dog Ye heaways get shotsitting in a chair. No yeahperhaps, though he gets nee cat UM.So we're going to vote clear where Os and for Sarepolt fiction Coltea pulfiction. Okay, I was going to go pofesion. Of course,yeah cool you S, one of the first in a while. I actually regretted this pick as soonas I saut ause ie wait. A second he's like old Ishhit in this movie, and helike don't even walk fast like you can really he old is shit and he don't evenwalk tast Aig. Moving on to the semifinals, its jewels Winifreid frompupe fiction, let' see who is going to SwainSamjackson there, it's two more Sam Jackson's. It's me Ardywen, it's meversus Clare. I went she yor bringing a lot of energy right now. It was it'sgoin harder from Coch Carter versus Sam Jackson, an snakes on t e plane O. No,let's do it. CLAR kick us off. Tell me about Cood farer. The first thing Iread about this movie. While I was watching it was qu the losing stops nowunquote. He calls everyone, sir, a powerful or Mam, of course, but it'smostly men in Thi, Roupi, twotwo thousand and five. This is atrue story. Okay, what this is one of your classic Um sports movies, where really good coach and a really bad teamthat he whips into shape and there's a lot of justice and good good stuff inthere, so theizor classic Um based on the she story. Sport movie take a tripwith me too, like your junior Europe, high school macclass, where you had towatch that one movie that was like pubbly based in California, and it waslike a bunch. It was about like Harvest Moon, mocket harvest me October sky,oers, Cot, Iin, O coul work, a...

...octover, SC Bake Jillanhall is a WestVirginia Col, minor son who invents a rocket trey program at his school andgoes to Si Luie. Of course, I know about Moctober Sky I've seen that moviefucking seventeen times, don't at a of any Je gi, an Holl you nowso Erai, soyou think an alternate title could be rocket arest in a way it could. I noopersion is a rocket harvest, apatent Etucky, coming to a red box this summer,it's rocket harvest and Bucky Kentucky Snake Jil and all is little boy. Okay, so my boy has Thi ZoClassic Sport Movie. He he trains an entire team of losers, to be winners. UHe plays the long game in a fight. This is a slower it. I think again, but Imean he's a very powerful, very intelligent and he's he's. Otgintoengage in like a quick, Fisti hups, but he's ready for like a a long termbattle enough is enough. I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes onthis Monday through Friday plan, it's Nevel Flinn in snakes on a plane, Nevelflan is an interesting character. This movie came out in two thousand and sixone year after coach Carter, so he said I did my. I did my stand in thelinvermoment. I'm going to go fight ix on a plane, nowgoodbye and he took to theskie. This is this- is one of IMDB's top quotes from Samuel and Jackson ofthis movie givme M, I'm going to do it right now, sports! That's it! That's one of a M:This movie sees Nevelflin's character as a snake. I could think maxtersomething he never thought he would have to do now. He Hasd to do it astwenty thousand feet above the terrestrial sphere. Think of yourselfyouere on a cross country Fight II know you took one of these recentlyhaveelike that sorry. I really can't think like this like this is actuallymy worst nightmare you're, so you get on the Cla you're, like I'm so nervousto be late. Okay, all right, I got on the plane. My boarding group has gotcalled perfect. I don't know why southwest boards and groups, but herewe are she boared from the Bak, so we're on the plan, we're sittingdown the person next to me's, really trying to talk to me but like if Istart the conversation out, I'm going to be talking in Nem for like two hours,so I was like. Thank you. My headphones are on I'm relaxing I', maybe reading aSky Mall, I'm having some fun. I reached down grabbed the United Flightmagazine, open it up. What's that it's a snake, a snake has been in themagazine the whole time. Oh, the plainis depressurizing were going downthe pilot got bit by a poisonous snake. What's that dropping from the sky, it'snot an oxygen mask, put a snake on your Dabo before you put it on yourself,uhoh snakes on this plane. Sam Jackson has none of it. If we're talking abouta fight between O, very incredible kind, motivational man who is very strong anddoes lift basketball players up against walkers, I don't know if that's cool inschool, Sam Jackson, in snakes on a plane. I have not seen this movie butas far as I know, he's just a man that hates snakes, which is the wayetted upon this plane. I think that someone who will knok back down in the face of aSerpentine Threat Twenty thousand feet in the air he's going to be a basketball coach.Let's say Emily Andtala have never seen either one of these movies I haven'tseen either F them. Either I've I've I've, I've, seen mostofhesnakes on a plane. I really USALY, that's the one. You See. Let's say thatit's my understanding of coach Carter Versus Evans, understanding of Simula,adjection and stanks on the plane, I'm winning no Tha Yo a cer to dretlet saiever talking about it like that you, you know that coach Carter is a nononsense, basketball coach. He wants channing, Tatem and all of his goodfriends to be so powerful ofbasball and keep their grate point average above atwo point, four, in snakes on a plane based on my knowledge, Sam Jackson hasa gun and hatesnakes, and that's so powerful and raw and fucking sexualgave me any basketball, coach versus an...

...angry man in a tub, and I dare you tofind the one that comes out of a life. Allright you've heard it from me.You've heard it from Claire. You might have heard one it's more convincing,I'm going to put it up for a Vogh Emily. How you feel if I want to hangout with somebody it's going to be a coach Carter right, coach Carter seemslike the best human that we've heard of all night, but in a fight I would hate to seecoach Carter and a fight. I really would what, in a fight, I think I'm GOINGTO have tochoose. Nevel coach Carter is going to liter e coach Carter is biting highschool students physically hethat's, not good for his jaw abut that's, not abig big poisonous name. Okay, we have a guy who beats up kids versus a CIKE. Itbeats up snakes taller what o you thinkit, I I know the logical choice, is' thatwhole, but I feel really persuaded to vote for coach Carter. So that's that'swhere I'm at right now. I think good tougt, a friend, I'm goingto call fin because he's our biggest fan. Oh, my God, your iibet. What's up buddy how's it going growdude, it's good! I haven't Talkeng to you in a minute. I'm going to have alonger conversation with you. Probably tomorrow, you're one focecast right now,though oohmy Gosh. This is big. Your fame O pacast, I have a question foryou: You're, adding I'm so ready Al Right who would win in a fight. Theseare two Samuel L Jacks on characters, its Samuel, l, Jackson from snakes on aplane versus Samelojacton from coach Carter. Who Do you think, would win ina one on one fight, Lok I'm. I was opin my Sam Jackson Movies, as I should be.I don't think I've seen either of those you would be on board with most of thefolks on this bodcast Oky. Okay M. OK, that one question, I suppose whichwhich of the Simuar jacksons curses more, probably the one who Sais I'm tired of thesemother fracking snakes on this mother fucking plan, where the guy that, as goto college, please, I think Il have to go wit, the snakesman Ari I lin fromsnakes on a plane moving on in semifinal, skin thankyou, so much emily and Claire. You know what youhave to do is Samjackson indurastic park versusSamjackson in Starwars Chancom, I'm sorry, okay, listen! So not very manypeople even remember that Samuel Jackson was in Jrastic Park. Whe wassilent. Right but like you could pull so manypeople and I don't think they would know that mm. He wasn't Dimon. He wasJohn Arnold see I e remember yes see so not very many people remember him beingin jrastic part, but I really just wanted him on here, because he reallymakes the most of his screen time there, and he also just this- is probably myfavorite Samuel Jackson Lion is, he says, hold on your butts, I'm justgoing to go ahead and give up my vote for Arnold, because, obviously I knowSam Jackson, Star Wars has like needs to be in there. Well, thanks for thisquick Dub, do you sant me to flex on you 'cause? Igot into lit starwors cannon here a Alexones, please talky aboutshatterpoint tactics, Yo knowanthing, about that this is Meswindel, he'sactually arually the second most powerful Jedi after Yoda a Yo is Evan,I'm just editing upon castrine now and Claire Kona talks about Mac window fora while. So I'm just going to give me the highway Ri, I don't Gekil. I up thecoat he's own to punch jds with his bareface. A Ta o Lo Eon, who has fourarms omase window, has the light, an dark side of the pord tat. He hasmasterd shutter point tactics o were alert. L I got this Purple Light. Sabr a holdonto your Butts Mace window is moving on to the semifinals up. Next, it's me.It's taller. It's round too tolof, representing Nick Fury in the wintersoldier me representing Sam Jackson's character. On the triple expranchiseTalle tell us a little bit about Mier. He is a Badams. He runs the mostpowerful agency in the entire universe, Shield Fox shit up and he is theredirect. So he's got that working for him. You know think of all the SuperHeroes, Comebyne Ironman, Captain America,...

...all of Em Athor. He can call upon anyof them whenever he neavs, you know who's the ultimate expector misssmarvle or whatever. He sets up her return. It's interesting toleantnessaid that he is the xfactor in that movie. I would say that my pick Samjackson asagent Augustus, Eugene Gibbons, is the triple x factor in the triple ex movieseries: Franchise Helmd by Te Diesel. One of my heroes, Fou, better ver,worse triple axes of film, were then des- plays an action sports superstarrecruited by the? U S: Government to stop Russian terrorifists because he'sso cool and good at action sports. He I wat Te Acton Fort, I'm glad to ask in the started filmhateems. Even here again I realize that vindiesel is kind of my mace window. SoI'm given ye some fast forwarding here, I'm going to drive this rich person'scar of the bridge and base jump out of it. WHERHE actiantony bokis there gets knocked out and wakes up in thedinerthre aiont work for the man, I'm a Pool Sports Guy Andeas. As long as Icoal bring my dirt bike as there's a lot of explosions, Salmon Er, SimtaxinGod. I wish it was ven diesel, but no Sam Jack. He is the head of an agencymuch like he's ahead of an agency in the marvel movies, except in the marblemovies. He's retreating superheroes in the triplixseries he's recruitingreally kick ass sports students to Dohie crime, essentially, all rightwe're putting it up to a vot. It's Amam in charge of an agency of superheroesversus a man in turns of an agency according to wicopedia thrill seekingextreme sports enthusiasts Yeahi'm Gong Te teory all right, emily votes, NickFury Claire. What ar you thinkof this is not about in do you're rightall right, listen! I etery Aiti've Goten, two boats for Nicfury, I'm goingto flipsize as well. It's got to be Nifurtin. Thi Mat. I need emily. I needTala its frozone burstas Pressedon Packard from Conskol island let'a. we're talking about the guy who's. Justcluelist throws ice wherever he wants verses, the dude that would die for hiscountry, I'm still a frozen for all the same reasons that I was last time. Itdoesn't matter who wes up againt Oso. He still shoots ice. Okay, O. I thinkyou're focusing on the wrong aspects of these characters, because both of theseuniquely, I think, are really above the law. I know I sat that a lot aboutfrozone. He doesn't give a fuck. The frozen will freeze anybody, babies,mothers, fathers, just families, pressed and Packard h leads a group ofpeople on a suicide missiono go fight, a big Moky in the middle of the ocean.They don't care about the sanctity of human life that might be a hot take forsome incredibis Pance B T. I think that between these two they're, both readyto risk, I all ro zone has the cool ice powers he's like Spiderman. With icewe've establish th, CO, Jos, just remid meol likeat present hackard survive.You know, okay, you're, not I heo for ozone. I no Fr Presen for e all rightClare's going for frozen. It sounds like Ogyn to go for frozon, Ans, wellthroszone in classic emily fashion. The champion of this bodcasp Rosen is goingon to our final four Emily Claire. It's your turn. We Have Marcus Warren fromhateful ad verses, Lija price from unbrakable. So on breakbolls, Tho dodthat H Y, you brok in a teapot ICA at the ageof seven in a teacup ride. He did break, he did break and I don't buy any ofthis title. I'm voting forafully we're putting this up to a vote. It's a supergenius with brittle bones and bad teeth, up memories, verses of Bounty Hunterwho didn't do much in the movie he's in it's Maky warin versus a Lider Rice,I'm going to put my way behind a Liza price from unbreakable he's a superthe.What Mart Lo n is at every Timi Boundy Hunter, I'm sure, but he's hot, asupervillain. There's nothing super...

...about him. He just he's luck. Ad Wem,also ready to break this tie Huss a this is even Atkinson your friend Emhey.What's that man, N Ien, haven't changed all that contaxt a it's a good thingthat at I'm good you're on podcast right now. Ihave a question for you to answer and I feel like you would be a good authorityfor this aen. My friend of a long time was Quiston. It's okay, all edit outthe heart, Brenk Um. I want you to pick all right. You Have Sam Jackson inhateful ape versus San Jackson in unbreakable. Who Do you think would winin a fight I think hayeful ly, I mean you look athow many gun shots he took and he was still alive toward the end. That'sthat's SOMSESSIV SUSTINENCE! That's about keeping in the game. Not just youknow, Lan Ao, I deiitel they hastily. That is the most well thought out:POWERFUL LAN as Lic we've ever gotten. So I appreciate it Tankexo Lik Jack. Imean I mean the movie every time he get knock gon by one shot and you'relooking into waiting like that's it. He ghougt and then Croak back over the bedand Kik Ke a so yeah he' he's a fighter in that one he's a fighter that one noheard wain go. Jacknans, Pom Yei'll talk to you later. I Ho you're doingwell by the way yeah you to go, you put in a more coherint argument than Ithink any of us have inteor object. That is absolutely correct. He's acojen! Fellow, are I moving on to our final for joining Rozon, its MackiWarren from hateful ait get ready, emily, representing jewels winifredfrom pulp fiction. I'm representing Nevele flid from snakes on a playin Bo party. It is not a good one. Um I mean need I say more jewels isjewels, he's obviously going to win yeah compared to Evans argument aboutsomebody WHO's. Possibly an FBI agent doesn't like snakes stuck in a Tin Camto is doing a great job, you're saying everything I want to say, but hey atthe end of the day, you know, like jewels, has a very like calm collected.You know persona and still really gets the job done and can still likeseparate himself from the violence at the end of the day, whereas snakes inhe plan guy he's Francic the whole damn time, yeah, there's snakes on his plane.What Emily? If JEWLS, was on that plane? He wouldn't be acting like that jewels,wouldn't allow the plane to take off at snakes. Yeah jeels would have saidthere're snakes here we're putting this up to a vote. Obviously this one'sgoing to be a shea, but it's jewels. Winfrd, verses, Nevel, Flin, two boringass names from rry, violent people. Both of them are Sam Jackson, the emilyvoting for jewels. I'm voting also for tools claire who wereyouwoiting for jits jewels. Tolagere, you loging for Y we're moving to ourlast round. It's Claire, it's taller too, very powerful franchise charactersfor our voice and Jackson. It's Mace Windy, fors, Nick Fury, what's thehighest grossingfranchise of alltime stomarvel series led by Niccury, butthat doesn't determine the fight and I don't think it's led by Nixery and theB Cla you were to ask me: Mama Marvel Super Hero. You know who my seventeeththick is that's the whole point with xtery he's not out there in the frontlines he's this match up, ended up lasting for probably thirty five holeminutes. So I'm just going to Kgeep Tyou guys in the highwiyht room voice wo voice fanals is winning that war masvery sitting there nd marry an go back in time, qite Cro! Iwould never talk about my puppy. He whole thing: That's recorded proe that MA window died, Jango fat train, O entire Livelan inthe battle of genosis. I also E he's daddy to iron, an whatever that's fine.I don't care in Ti. It ucking sends your Shatter Point Brow. If we'reputting this up to a vot, emily is going for Mace Windo ClaireHis going for my window, Talle repping,...

Nick Fury as hard as Hou can and I'm ina tricky spot, I'm going to give it to Masewid all right. Your Final Four SamJackson, characters that would win in the fight. We have frozon Marcus, waren from aflay jewels,flinafred from pole fiction and Mace Windy from the star. Where is franchiseyou all? If Ive learned something it's that the most powerful fighter in thegalaxy is probably played by Samuel l Jackson.Thank you all ORTU. To get to this episode of Cheesyour fighter, we'll seeyou next week, KISS.

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